# How many 5 year olds can u beat up? **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 18, 2007, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469 "2007-12-18T16:09:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 5:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/21 "2007-12-18T17:17:46Z")
> [@ImportMuscle](#): > > Slow 👏 > > 🤣 you would have had to have been there. I wrestled Jack’s younger brother a few years ago (pre surgery so my arm kept dislocating which doesnt help). He beat me, and had me in a choke hold. He is a very good wreslter, I’m not. ---
**Author:** ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/22 "2007-12-18T17:21:52Z")
lol, true story. You should shadow box him. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 5:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/23 "2007-12-18T17:28:33Z")
> [@Jack](#): > > lol, true story. > > You should shadow box him. every time I want to he wont do it. I have incredible balance and awesome technique as far as kicking and punching, but I have to learn how to grapple better. I can still do some kick ass spinning back kicks and such though ;). ---
**Author:** ![ecoshardcore](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ecoshardcore/32/7591_2.png) [@ecoshardcore](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ecoshardcore)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/24 "2007-12-18T17:42:10Z")
apparently i can beat up 31 kids ---
**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/25 "2007-12-18T17:51:04Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > 32 > > I think I scored well in the moral section > > because I have none LOL, morality being my strong point for me, 33 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/26 "2007-12-18T17:56:17Z")
1. This is valuable information. If I’m ever confronted by 31 five year olds that first fucker is getting shot. Then it’s all hand to hand from there. ---
**Author:** ![ajm3343lp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ajm3343lp/32/7457_2.png) [@ajm3343lp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ajm3343lp)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/27 "2007-12-18T18:14:28Z")
i can take down 28 ill tempered 5 year olds, good to know if that ever happens ---
**Author:** ![Krud](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krud/32/5143_2.png) [@Krud](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Krud)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/28 "2007-12-18T18:26:15Z")
23 ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/29 "2007-12-18T18:31:40Z")
Damn… I am one badas 5 yr old bashing ninja mothafucker wooo I’m in the lead lmfao. ---
**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/30 "2007-12-18T18:38:46Z")
Not to side track, but I was thinking what if you took the one five year old as a weapon but instead of throwing him/her you just swung them by the ankles at the other five year olds? I betcha all our numbers would go up a few more if that technique was applied. ---
**Author:** ![speedracer329](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/speedracer329/32/5058_2.png) [@speedracer329](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/speedracer329)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/31 "2007-12-18T18:44:37Z")
25 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Russian](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the_russian/32/7414_2.png) [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/32 "2007-12-18T18:54:05Z")
27 ---
**Author:** ![matter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/97f17d/32.png) [@matter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matter)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/33 "2007-12-18T19:01:44Z")
31 for me ---
**Author:** ![00Audi00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/7ab992/32.png) [@00Audi00](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/00Audi00)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 7:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/34 "2007-12-18T19:43:19Z")
32 ---
**Author:** ![SI01](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/si01/32/7187_2.png) [@SI01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SI01)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/35 "2007-12-18T19:44:32Z")
1. ---
**Author:** ![Bucker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bucker/32/7379_2.png) [@Bucker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bucker)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/36 "2007-12-18T20:11:09Z")
You could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight. ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 8:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/37 "2007-12-18T20:16:58Z")
25, and I think it would be fun 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/38 "2007-12-18T20:30:51Z")
You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight. ---
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/39 "2007-12-18T20:38:58Z")
34 ---
**Author:** ![dirtye30](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dirtye30/32/7333_2.png) [@dirtye30](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dirtye30)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/40 "2007-12-18T21:01:32Z")
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