# How many 5 year olds can u beat up?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [December 18, 2007, 4:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469 "2007-12-18T16:09:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Oroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c68b51/32.png) [@Oroc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oroc)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/41 "2007-12-18T21:04:53Z")

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> [@Carbonfiberhooded](#):
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> Not to side track, but I was thinking what if you took the one five year old as a weapon but instead of throwing him/her you just swung them by the ankles at the other five year olds?
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> I betcha all our numbers would go up a few more if that technique was applied.

LOL oh boy…

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/42 "2007-12-18T22:01:24Z")

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Now that I think about it I dont know if I could take that many…I smoke…so I’d be winded pretty quickly lol. Unless I can manage to take em out 3-4 at a time with roundhouse kicks to the dome.

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**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/43 "2007-12-18T22:03:22Z")

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1.

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**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/44 "2007-12-18T22:05:04Z")

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i got 9 lol

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**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/45 "2007-12-18T22:08:42Z")

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26…

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**Author:** ![jdmEK9gsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmek9gsr/32/4995_2.png) [@jdmEK9gsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdmEK9gsr)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/46 "2007-12-18T22:15:18Z")

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damn only 24… now to make this test a reality:shoot:

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**Author:** ![9ONA3OOZX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/9ona3oozx/32/7242_2.png) [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/47 "2007-12-18T22:52:33Z")

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31

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**Author:** ![Bull49](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bull49/32/7381_2.png) [@Bull49](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bull49)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/48 "2007-12-18T23:00:38Z")

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1. looks good on paper, but i’m gonna head down to the elementary school tomorrow to see how it translates into reality…

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 11:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/49 "2007-12-18T23:39:58Z")

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38 lol. i love being tall and lanky 😃

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**Author:** ![91CRXSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91crxsi/32/7247_2.png) [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 11:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/50 "2007-12-18T23:44:04Z")

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i got 30… but i think i could take on more in all reality :lol:

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**Author:** ![NYstanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/6a8cbe/32.png) [@NYstanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NYstanger)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/51 "2007-12-19T09:25:38Z")

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I was hoping this was actually an online game to see. lol

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 9:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/52 "2007-12-19T09:34:47Z")

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You could take on 23 five year old kids in a fight.

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**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/53 "2007-12-19T09:36:37Z")

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Wasn’t there a thread about 30 midgets fighting a bear?  
This reminds me of that.  
Funny.

I could fight 100 five year olds on a conveyor belt.

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**Author:** ![Muckman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@Muckman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muckman)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/54 "2007-12-19T10:13:09Z")

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This doesnt say if its all at once or one at a time. If they all charged you at once its over. 🤣

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/55 "2007-12-19T10:33:42Z")

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34 for me 🙂

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/56 "2007-12-19T10:54:56Z")

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im at 30

i wish it was like a flash game

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/57 "2007-12-19T12:30:49Z")

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> [@Muckman](#):
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> This doesnt say if its all at once or one at a time. If they all charged you at once its over. 🤣

yeah but they are small and have bad ballance so if you like donkey kick the first one they would all fall like dominos lol.

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**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/58 "2007-12-19T12:31:51Z")

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> [@AWDrifter](#):
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> I could fight 100 five year olds on a conveyor belt.

yes, but could you take off ?

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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/59 "2007-12-19T12:47:55Z")

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23

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**Author:** ![Muckman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@Muckman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Muckman)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-5-year-olds-can-u-beat-up/40469/60 "2007-12-19T12:56:02Z")

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LOL @ Donkey kick.

What if they came at you from all directions? You could use the basketball net pole and Matrix kick em.

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