# How many pairs of pants do you own?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 7, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915 "2008-08-07T17:08:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915/21 "2008-08-07T18:30:59Z")

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> [@Nikuk](#):
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> The answer should be inversly proportional to:
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> How many sweaters does your Pug have?

I think it’s actually going to be exponential.

1 sweater = 4 pants  
2 sweaters = 16 pants  
3 sweaters = 64 pants

etc.

Anyhow. If I count EVERYTHING, I’ve probably got 10 pairs of dress pants, 10 pairs of “other.” But probably only 6 pairs in my regular rotation.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915/22 "2008-08-07T18:32:06Z")

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> [@Locutus](#):
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> the pug wont wear clothes… believe me, i tried 😉

Really? My maltese looooves hoodies in the winter.

What? If you weighed 5 pounds soaking wet you’d be loving life in whatever you can put on too.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915/23 "2008-08-08T09:03:52Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> If you weighed 5 pounds soaking wet you’d be loving life in whatever you can put on too.

So that why you still use condoms??

🐎

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**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915/24 "2008-08-08T09:07:25Z")

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you guys are nuts lol i have 10, maybe

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915/25 "2008-08-08T09:07:53Z")

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so do shorts count

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915/26 "2008-08-08T09:09:14Z")

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> [@Mrs. Karus](#):
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> 106 :picard:

so fucking ridiculous… women and clothes is easily the worst.

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**Author:** ![MXS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mxs/32/7507_2.png) [@MXS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MXS)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915/27 "2008-08-08T09:10:30Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> so do shorts count

half! :sword:

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**Author:** ![RLB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rlb/32/5196_2.png) [@RLB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RLB)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915/28 "2008-08-08T09:20:19Z")

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3 pairs of jeans and a pair of khakis. boo hooo.

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915/29 "2008-08-08T09:22:39Z")

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i got 4 pairs of jeans i think

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**Author:** ![rage87](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9e8a1a/32.png) [@rage87](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rage87)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915/30 "2008-08-08T22:11:27Z")

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> [@Joe](#):
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> so do shorts count

Are shorts pants? What’s that you say? No? Oh, then no, they don’t fucking count.

I have about 12 pairs of pants between dress pants and jeans. Of those I wear about 4 dress pants anymore and 2 pairs of jeans. I hate pants.

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**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2008, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915/31 "2008-08-08T23:00:35Z")

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~70, all DKNY, POLO, Guess, etc. Love jeans, every week I go out I have to buy either a shirt from Macy’s or jeans, after 6 years of doing this I have amassed a nice collection.

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2008, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-pairs-of-pants-do-you-own/52915/32 "2008-08-09T08:45:29Z")

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29 pairs of jeans, 13 pairs of dress pants, 4 pairs of other pants

EDIT: I purge once every two years

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