# How many times do you piss a day? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 28, 2009, 3:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629 "2009-01-28T03:44:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/21 "2009-01-28T10:14:45Z")
I piss about 4-5 times a day. Shit maybe once a day. ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/22 "2009-01-28T10:22:50Z")
1 shit, prolly 7 pisses a day. I drink a lot of water, too. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/23 "2009-01-28T11:51:30Z")
prolly 5 times on average ---
**Author:** ![psi2high](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psi2high/32/6320_2.png) [@psi2high](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psi2high)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/24 "2009-01-28T11:56:59Z")
I piss around 7-8 times a day and shit 1-2 times at least ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/25 "2009-01-28T11:59:15Z")
can I ask what brought this question into your head, Travis? You dont seem to be the “holy left field batman” comment type of guy. thats usually my department. ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/26 "2009-01-28T12:01:59Z")
> [@Stang and Catera](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stang-and-catera/12896/16): > > thats usually my department. def not, haha ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/27 "2009-01-28T12:18:10Z")
Shit once (usually at 5pm after I get home from work if anyone cares) or twice and piss 2 or 3 times. I don’t have major bowel movements lol. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/28 "2009-01-28T12:41:42Z")
> [@WTB: 3G or 4G fbody. 1000 max](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-3g-or-4g-fbody-1000-max/13039/64): > > def not, haha ![http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m429/VOTBLINDUB/Random/watmonk.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/d/4d26dd5779e05735ed0ff50fa26dcb50a1e92ddd.jpeg) what do u mean no ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/29 "2009-01-28T12:46:39Z")
what have you done that would be considered “holy left field batman”? You repost a lot of stuff and ask questions that have already been answered… :retardclap ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/30 "2009-01-28T12:52:20Z")
i post shit like this ![http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3457/3230810541_0895d397b5_o.jpg](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3457/3230810541_0895d397b5_o.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/31 "2009-01-28T12:54:53Z")
you try too hard ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/32 "2009-01-28T13:06:36Z")
I keep having to take a piss in the middle of the night… I will take a leak before bed, then go to bed and have to get up in like an hour or two to piss again. Kind of annoying. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/33 "2009-01-28T13:17:29Z")
Way too many, especially if its cold out. I go a few times an hour most of the time. I shit about 6 times a day. ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/34 "2009-01-28T13:40:12Z")
Theres no way you shit 6 times a day what do you do constantly ingest taco bell and velveeta mac n cheese into your stomach at all times? :rofl ---
**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/35 "2009-01-28T13:43:00Z")
Lmfao… six times, wowwww ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/36 "2009-01-28T13:44:56Z")
I pissed 1-2 more times after I posted the thread last night, so that puts me at an honest 15 times for yesterday. Like I said I’ve always pissed a lot, but on training days with increased water intake it’s out of control. Lets talk long pisses…I once timed a friend on my watch (totally sober, both of us), piss for over 2 minutes. Before anyone says anything cute, I was outside of the bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/37 "2009-01-28T13:46:48Z")
> [@Stang and Catera](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stang-and-catera/12896/16): > > can I ask what brought this question into your head, Travis? You dont seem to be the “holy left field batman” comment type of guy. thats usually my department. I guess you don’t know me that well or follow my posts. I’m the same guy that posted pics of his cock, and detailed directions on how to fuck a girl in the ass:) ---
**Author:** ![99Blackex](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99blackex/32/6396_2.png) [@99Blackex](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99Blackex)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/38 "2009-01-28T14:01:06Z")
I piss prolly about 5-7 times a day. But I drink a lot of fluids too. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/39 "2009-01-28T14:05:15Z")
> [@Asshats in Japan](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/asshats-in-japan/13202/5): > > I guess you don’t know me that well or follow my posts. I’m the same guy that posted pics of his cock, and detailed directions on how to fuck a girl in the ass:) :rofl ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629/40 "2009-01-28T14:14:18Z")
> [@Evo \> Choda](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/evo-choda/13198/19): > > Theres no way you shit 6 times a day what do you do constantly ingest taco bell and velveeta mac n cheese into your stomach at all times? :rofl I dont always eat the best foods but I dont eat that stuff. So far Im only up to 3 times but Im sure Ill go after dinner and before bed. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-many-times-do-you-piss-a-day/241629.md?page=3)