# "How much would I have to pay you to...."

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to/251898>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 3, 2010, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to/251898 "2010-05-03T10:19:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to/251898/1 "2010-05-03T10:19:27Z")

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Pretty self explanatory, neg rep bombs will ensue if you don’t follow this format:

1-post a $ amount to answer the question posed in the post above you  
2-talk or whatever  
3-post a question for the next person to ask

HONEST answers to the $ question make this 10x more funnay

to start off-

how much would i have to pay you to throw apples, oranges, etc. off of the roof of the tower at LVD to the cunt bitch who directs traffic in front of the staging lanes?

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**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to/251898/2 "2010-05-03T10:21:30Z")

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Nothing, doing this for free would make my life worth while.

How much would I have to pay you to blow TDI?

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to/251898/3 "2010-05-03T10:22:34Z")

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$100

Talk or what ever

How much would I have to pay you to explaine to me step 2?

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to/251898/4 "2010-05-03T10:24:12Z")

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lock 1

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-much-would-i-have-to-pay-you-to/251898/5 "2010-05-03T10:26:21Z")

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94-If you had $100,000 on a table in front of me, I would blow tdi.

krazy- $0, i’ll do it now :lol these threads turn into chat threads like always so i wanted to allot time for that :rofl

How much would I have to pay you to go to a Yankees game, run on to the field naked and stab Derek Jeter in the eye with a chopstick?

edit: fuck.