# How to beat a speeding ticket
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-beat-a-speeding-ticket/141910
**Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic
**Created:** [March 20, 2006, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-beat-a-speeding-ticket/141910 "2006-03-20T21:03:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author:  [@CA18DET-180SX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/CA18DET-180SX)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 9:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-beat-a-speeding-ticket/141910/1 "2006-03-20T21:03:59Z")
I found this and thought it was funny, dunno if its a repost or not but oh well.
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the owner’ card. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.
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### Author:  [@baker\_jeff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/baker_jeff)
#### Post date: [March 20, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-beat-a-speeding-ticket/141910/2 "2006-03-20T21:51:23Z")
LMAO! Awesome!
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### Author:  [@240droptop](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/240droptop)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-beat-a-speeding-ticket/141910/3 "2006-03-21T22:42:18Z")
hahaha thats a gooder bef un to try but if you fail :o
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### Author:  [@nis\_mo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nis_mo)
#### Post date: [March 21, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-beat-a-speeding-ticket/141910/4 "2006-03-21T22:52:35Z")
hahahaha im going to write this on my son visor so i dont forget haha
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### Author:  [@silvia\_s13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/silvia_s13)
#### Post date: [March 22, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-beat-a-speeding-ticket/141910/5 "2006-03-22T14:42:35Z")
hahaha, ZZZING