# how to call the police **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 29, 2005, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-call-the-police/175274 "2005-06-29T11:51:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-call-the-police/175274/1 "2005-06-29T11:51:19Z")
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked “Is someone in your house?” and he said “no”. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now cause I’ve just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!” George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!” (True Story) I LOVE IT… ---
**Author:** ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-call-the-police/175274/2 "2005-06-29T11:56:18Z")
hahahaha ---
**Author:** ![EXTtoG35](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/67e7ee/32.png) [@EXTtoG35](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EXTtoG35)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-call-the-police/175274/3 "2005-06-29T11:59:04Z")
Sad but true. Most cops suck. Its the little things that are most important. They should just leave shit like that up to the civilians, and we should have the right to shoot for stealing, vandalism.(sp?) -j ---
**Author:** ![jinxxycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jinxxycat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jinxxycat)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 11:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-call-the-police/175274/4 "2005-06-29T11:59:34Z")
Classic! :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-call-the-police/175274/5 "2005-06-29T12:41:58Z")
> [@jinxxycat](#): > > Classic! :bowrofl: X2 ---
**Author:** ![OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/olds_rocketman/32/5942_2.png) [@OLDS\_ROCKETMAN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OLDS_ROCKETMAN)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-call-the-police/175274/6 "2005-06-29T13:00:18Z")
> [@StealthZ](#): > > Sad but true. Most cops suck. Its the little things that are most important. They should just leave shit like that up to the civilians, and we should have the right to shoot for stealing, vandalism.(sp?) > > -j they’d have to dig mass graves and use backhoes for all the dead people there would be. ---
**Author:** ![C\_Herb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@C\_Herb](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/C_Herb)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-call-the-police/175274/7 "2005-06-29T13:39:33Z")
Very smart thinking…probably less than 1% of the population would have thought of something like that.