# How to Crash a Citroen
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive
**Created:** [December 2, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216 "2005-12-02T16:27:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2005, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/1 "2005-12-02T16:27:43Z")
This guy should be planting trees in the forest for a week in thankful gratitude for saving his ass.
[Get da fuck out!!!](http://homepage.mac.com/WebObjects/FileSharing.woa/wa/carTree.wmv.wmv-zip.zip?a=downloadFile&user=diversifiedmedia&path=.Movies/carTree.wmv)
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### Author:  [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/2 "2005-12-02T16:37:38Z")
luck.jpg
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### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/3 "2005-12-02T16:46:10Z")
wow.
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/4 "2005-12-02T17:09:34Z")
holy shinto
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### Author:  [@Rx3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Rx3)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2005, 5:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/5 "2005-12-02T17:10:39Z")
_and the tree didn’t budge :eek:_
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### Author:  [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/6 "2005-12-02T17:13:02Z")
nature\>citroen
citroen\>ozone layer
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### Author:  [@Choda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Choda)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2005, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/7 "2005-12-02T17:54:50Z")
hahaha
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/8 "2005-12-02T18:19:36Z")
man, just imagine wat would have happened to that poor sap if that tree wasnt there…now that ide like to see
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### Author:  [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/9 "2005-12-02T18:23:05Z")
HAHAHAHAHA thats just great…if it was me driving it would have scared the shit out of me though
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### Author:  [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/10 "2005-12-02T18:35:23Z")
saved by the tree
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### Author:  [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/11 "2005-12-02T18:42:17Z")
I betcha that guy had some stains in his tighty whities after that!
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### Author:  [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/12 "2005-12-02T18:44:01Z")
And that is why you find the biggest tree to stand behind… unless of course the car actually buckles and wraps around it… then you’re in trouble :smash2:
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### Author:  [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [December 2, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/13 "2005-12-02T18:49:58Z")
I’m surprised how quickly and calmly he was able to get out of the way.
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### Author:  [@RedrRocket](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedrRocket)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/14 "2005-12-07T14:00:13Z")
Theres reasons why workers at rallys and at autoxes stand behind solid objects. but that guy did get lucky…
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### Author:  [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/15 "2005-12-07T15:10:13Z")
the tree was probably like _crash_ “what the hell… hahaha that tickled”
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### Author:  [@Anonymity](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Anonymity)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/16 "2005-12-07T17:22:27Z")
wow i dont think that it was AWD?
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### Author:  [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [December 7, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/17 "2005-12-07T18:49:43Z")
wowzers!
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### Author:  [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2005, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/18 "2005-12-08T09:54:07Z")
> [@Rx3](#):
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> This guy should be planting trees in the forest for a week in thankful gratitude for saving his ass.
word, not to mention everybody standing to the right of the camera-man.
sweet vid y0
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### Author:  [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2005, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/19 "2005-12-08T09:58:42Z")
damn, lucky motherfucker lol
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [December 8, 2005, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-crash-a-citroen/5216/20 "2005-12-08T09:59:35Z")
> [@Rx3](#):
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> _and the tree didn’t budge :eek:_
eeehh, watch the braches/leaves. It definately took a hit… but it’s not like the citroen was a tank either.
> [@RedrRocket](#):
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> Theres reasons why workers at rallys and at autoxes stand behind solid objects. but that guy did get lucky…
Words to live by. Shit.
AS SOON AS the car rolled onto it’s fender the vested gent’ started backing away… smart fucking guy.
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