# How to drink Code Red Mountain Dew **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [July 28, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168 "2006-07-28T09:00:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/1 "2006-07-28T09:00:04Z")
your basic mountain dew bottle… ![http://www.dcsnacks.com/images/large/products/code-red_LRG.jpg](http://www.dcsnacks.com/images/large/products/code-red_LRG.jpg) seems easy enough to drink… not too hard… you lift and pour into your mouth. But today somebody has a problem with that… DOS just spilled code red mountain dew ALL OVER HIS WHITE BUTTON DOWN SHIRT!!! it’s fucking hilarious…HAHAHAHHAHAHA… it was all over his face and everything… he went to drink it and just totally missed his mouth…HAHAHAH…i have tears in my eyes right now laughing so hard HAHAHAHAH pics to come soon ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/2 "2006-07-28T09:00:34Z")
lolllllllll. it’s probably a 200 dollar extra tall shirt too. ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/3 "2006-07-28T09:02:06Z")
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA silly Dos everything you touch blow up? ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/4 "2006-07-28T09:02:42Z")
> [@newman](#): > > lolllllllll. > > it’s probably a 200 dollar extra tall shirt too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA uploading cell pics now… ---
**Author:** ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/5 "2006-07-28T09:02:54Z")
:mad: ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/6 "2006-07-28T09:03:17Z")
OMG…Dos has the worst luck lately ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/7 "2006-07-28T09:04:13Z")
teehee I’d be pissed if it were me ---
**Author:** ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/8 "2006-07-28T09:06:24Z")
this shit aint coming out. ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/9 "2006-07-28T09:08:01Z")
pics or ban c’omon skunk im not impressed ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/10 "2006-07-28T09:08:16Z")
SOrry for the crappy pic…but i only have my cell on me. It doesn’t look too bad on the pic…but BELIEVE ME…it’s pretty bad :lol: ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SkunkApe/CodeRed.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SkunkApe/CodeRed.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/11 "2006-07-28T09:08:44Z")
> [@Locutus](#): > > pics or ban > > c’omon skunk im not impressed shut up bitch…they are up… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/12 "2006-07-28T09:09:21Z")
yea laugh it up guys… laugh it up. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/13 "2006-07-28T09:10:32Z")
Next time drink the regular Mountain Dew, it spills nicer. X… ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/14 "2006-07-28T09:10:39Z")
could either of you please go punch Jarrod and say it was from Zong? kthx! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/15 "2006-07-28T09:11:02Z")
hahahahahhaha…is it silk lol? ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/16 "2006-07-28T09:15:59Z")
> [@Zong](#): > > could either of you please go punch Jarrod and say it was from Zong? kthx! 🙂 HAHAHAHAHHAHA ok i will. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/17 "2006-07-28T09:19:28Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > … not too hard… you **life** and pour into your mouth. But today somebody has a problem with that… There’s the problem, he was reading your instructions 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/18 "2006-07-28T09:20:18Z")
> [@SkunkApe](#): > > HAHAHAHAHHAHA > > ok i will. 🙂 tell me what happens ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/19 "2006-07-28T09:21:26Z")
> [@Itagaki](#): > > There’s the problem, he was reading your instructions 😃 LOL…oops. fixed ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168/20 "2006-07-28T09:22:33Z")
he should use a straw when wearing a white shirt [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drink-code-red-mountain-dew/15168.md?page=2)