# How to drive like a dick

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drive-like-a-dick/259163>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [June 29, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drive-like-a-dick/259163 "2011-06-29T13:03:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drive-like-a-dick/259163/1 "2011-06-29T13:03:28Z")

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Having a Ferrari helps.

[http://www.streetfire.net/video/horrible-driving-by-a-ferrari-458-owner-on-mulholland\_2264797.htm](http://www.streetfire.net/video/horrible-driving-by-a-ferrari-458-owner-on-mulholland_2264797.htm)

:banghead

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**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drive-like-a-dick/259163/2 "2011-06-29T19:03:47Z")

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Definitely crazy. Gotta say that I think if these cars were true 6-spds instead of bullshit paddle transmissions, we’d see less douchecanoes with no skill driving like they’re Vettel–makes it too effortless to go fast.

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 7:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drive-like-a-dick/259163/3 "2011-06-29T19:09:37Z")

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not to mention the plethora of computer driving aids doing all the work for him…

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**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drive-like-a-dick/259163/4 "2011-06-29T19:12:09Z")

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What a douche, he shouldn’t be allowed to own a Ferrari shirt.

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 5:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drive-like-a-dick/259163/5 "2011-06-30T05:20:36Z")

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> [@Mark355"](#):
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> Definitely crazy. Gotta say that I think if these cars were true 6-spds instead of bullshit paddle transmissions, we’d see less douchecanoes with no skill driving like they’re Vettel–makes it too effortless to go fast.

Excellent use of douchecanoe!

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2011, 5:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-drive-like-a-dick/259163/6 "2011-06-30T05:24:35Z")

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I’ve seen way worse by current shift members.