# How to eat a watermelon

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 27, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086 "2009-09-27T09:17:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 9:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086/1 "2009-09-27T09:17:41Z")

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this is awesome.

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**Author:** ![Adictd2b00st](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/adictd2b00st/32/7625_2.png) [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086/2 "2009-09-27T09:22:59Z")

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+1 karma

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**Author:** ![mindless](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mindless/32/7286_2.png) [@mindless](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mindless)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086/3 "2009-09-27T09:30:48Z")

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:lolham:

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**Author:** ![MrSmith](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrsmith/32/5254_2.png) [@MrSmith](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrSmith)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 9:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086/4 "2009-09-27T09:31:48Z")

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Reminds me of this:

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**Author:** ![maverick27](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maverick27/32/4946_2.png) [@maverick27](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/maverick27)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086/5 "2009-09-27T10:37:17Z")

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I think I saw this like 3 years ago somewhere. Brilliant.

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**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086/6 "2009-09-27T11:13:02Z")

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Yes. This is awesome.

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 12:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086/7 "2009-09-27T12:05:54Z")

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> [@MrSmith](#):
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> Reminds me of this:
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RrJih\_2PKM](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RrJih_2PKM)

BUAHAHAHAHHAAA YES!

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**Author:** ![Dekar12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dekar12](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dekar12)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086/8 "2009-09-27T21:30:26Z")

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hahahaha

Thats awesome!

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086/9 "2009-09-27T22:08:31Z")

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I went to a party with some white folk and they didn’t have anything there! They had slices!

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**Author:** ![baseball24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/baseball24/32/7452_2.png) [@baseball24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/baseball24)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2009, 10:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086/10 "2009-09-27T22:46:01Z")

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i kinda like the video next to it

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**Author:** ![97\_B18b1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/cdc98d/32.png) [@97\_B18b1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97_B18b1)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 4:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086/11 "2009-09-28T04:23:12Z")

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lord have mercy

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**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 5:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-eat-a-watermelon/74086/12 "2009-09-28T05:19:10Z")

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