# How To Get Girls: 101

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 16, 2005, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555 "2005-08-16T08:25:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Bigairskier1580](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bigairskier1580/32/7612_2.png) [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/101 "2005-08-17T07:08:07Z")

</div>

This thread has some good advice, in it. I’m totally going to liten to Beck’s girl ways, as he is such a superstar in that regard.

OH WAIT@!!!@

> [@iamjeff6](#):
>
> not to be a asshole beck
> 
> but what happen at warped tour…u were asking about the hot chick that was standing right there and you didnt know how to approach her
> 
> then i kept moving closer to you so you would move over toward her…then you moved to the other side of me
> 
> then you had michelle ask if she was on myspace
> 
> but when you got home you added her on myspace and talked to her via that way instead of in person at warped tour

I take all that back.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![catalyst](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/catalyst/32/7279_2.png) [@catalyst](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/catalyst)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/102 "2005-08-17T07:10:22Z")

</div>

> [@newman](#):
>
> confidence + charism + humor \> things you can’t change about yourself… but being good looking helps.

Word. I am no prize, but my gf is.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/103 "2005-08-17T07:22:47Z")

</div>

> [@iamjeff6](#):
>
> not to be a asshole beck
> 
> but what happen at warped tour…u were asking about the hot chick that was standing right there and you didnt know how to approach her
> 
> then i kept moving closer to you so you would move over toward her…then you moved to the other side of me
> 
> then you had michelle ask if she was on myspace
> 
> but when you got home you added her on myspace and talked to her via that way instead of in person at warped tour
> 
> i didnt read this whole thing because im to fucking lazy

and whos fuckin her now? 🙂

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/104 "2005-08-17T07:28:44Z")

</div>

goood tattoo rendering on butch

but the fact still remains

any tattoo ever \>\>\>\>\>\> any tribal ever

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![GoldRanger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/goldranger/32/7304_2.png) [@GoldRanger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GoldRanger)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/105 "2005-08-17T07:34:46Z")

</div>

being fat and/or ugly negates the entire hypotesis

and lol to zwart and german ducktales

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/106 "2005-08-17T07:37:39Z")

</div>

> [@beckington](#):
>
> goood tattoo rendering on butch  
> but the fact still remains  
> any tattoo ever \>\>\>\>\>\> any tribal ever

Unless it is a banner that says “Bitches Ain’t Shit” with a flower behind it and a blow up doll to each side. Those are probably the worst. 😉

So what iamjeff says is true? You wussed out in person, but then used your keyboard instead of your confidence/all the advice you posted to get the chick? Thats like being a preecher and then fucking little boys, only worse.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/107 "2005-08-17T07:40:07Z")

</div>

> [@beckington](#):
>
> and whos fuckin her now? 🙂

yeahh but you wouldent be getting your noodle wet if it wasent for your friends helping you out 😉

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![JUICEDSS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/juicedss/32/7185_2.png) [@JUICEDSS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JUICEDSS)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/108 "2005-08-17T07:56:31Z")

</div>

> [@beckington](#):
>
> goood tattoo rendering on butch
> 
> but the fact still remains
> 
> any tattoo ever \>\>\>\>\>\> any tribal ever

Beck…you’ll grow up some day and see the errors you have made. I am sure I’ll be long gone before that happens, but it will.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/109 "2005-08-17T07:59:16Z")

</div>

.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/110 "2005-08-17T08:18:49Z")

</div>

> [@Jack](#):
>
> So what iamjeff says is true? You wussed out in person, but then used your keyboard instead of your confidence/all the advice you posted to get the chick? Thats like being a preecher and then fucking little boys, only worse.

:word:

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![steve1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/steve1/32/7283_2.png) [@steve1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/steve1)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/111 "2005-08-17T08:39:57Z")

</div>

:headbang: to that.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![SI01](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/si01/32/7187_2.png) [@SI01](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SI01)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 8:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/112 "2005-08-17T08:48:56Z")

</div>

This entire thread…wow…just wow…

Also, the key to being able to talk about cars, is to not rock an Alero.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 8:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/113 "2005-08-17T08:56:32Z")

</div>

> [@SI01](#):
>
> Also, the key to being able to talk about cars, is to not rock an Alero.

eh, i have 2 kinda cool cars, but i rarely talk about them to girls.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 9:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/114 "2005-08-17T09:03:52Z")

</div>

> [@SI01](#):
>
> This entire thread…wow…just wow…
> 
> Also, the key to being able to talk about cars, is to not rock an Alero.

i dont rock an alero?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Jack](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jack/32/7613_2.png) [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/115 "2005-08-17T09:13:24Z")

</div>

he rox a sweet tat yo!

lets see some pics of the myspace chick!!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/116 "2005-08-17T09:27:23Z")

</div>

> [@Jack](#):
>
> he rox a sweet tat yo!
> 
> lets see some pics of the myspace chick!!

why? i thought you had a succuessful sex life?

btw shes in my avatar 🙂

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Scott](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/scott/32/7603_2.png) [@Scott](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Scott)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/117 "2005-08-17T09:39:38Z")

</div>

I never realized how much Jack is my hero[size=1]

[/size]

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/118 "2005-08-17T09:47:40Z")

</div>

not to knock on yer girl, and maybe thats just a bad picture but her nose is roughly the size of montana

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![Lucky\_Cheater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/119 "2005-08-17T09:48:32Z")

</div>

🍺 🍺

🍺 🍺

🍺 🍺

🍺 🍺  
:beer2:  
:beer2:  
:beer2:  
:beer2:  
:beer2:

there, now this thread makes sense

-Cheater-

---

<div class="post-metadata">

### Author: ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555/120 "2005-08-17T09:51:15Z")

</div>

> [@Scott](#):
>
> I never realized how much Jack is my hero[size=1]
> 
> [/size]

Have you even kissed a girl yet?

[Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555.md?page=5)

[Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-get-girls-101/1555.md?page=7)
