# How to increase the price of your toilet by $4,599

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**Created:** [June 1, 2010, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866 "2010-06-01T09:28:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnnylude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@Johnnylude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Johnnylude)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/1 "2010-06-01T09:28:19Z")

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Step 1: Go to the ATM  
Step 2: Get bucket  
Step 3: Pour

[ATTACH=CONFIG]15667[/ATTACH]

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**Author:** ![DougFresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eada6e/32.png) [@DougFresh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DougFresh)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/2 "2010-06-01T10:08:39Z")

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I piss liquid gold and shit cocaine bricks, no ATM needed.

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**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/3 "2010-06-01T10:09:38Z")

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> [@DougFresh](#):
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> I piss liquid gold and shit cocaine bricks, no ATM needed.

:bigclap:

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**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/4 "2010-06-01T10:32:43Z")

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Does the toilet go on the kitchen table?

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/5 "2010-06-01T10:37:52Z")

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I have that same bucket, it’s a good bucket!

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**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/6 "2010-06-01T11:17:16Z")

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I have the same cash, its alright cash. I prefer buckets of pennies though

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 11:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/7 "2010-06-01T11:22:06Z")

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The wall is too white, you might want to consider a warm color to brighted up the room.

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**Author:** ![rdandy5875](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rdandy5875/32/7511_2.png) [@rdandy5875](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rdandy5875)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/8 "2010-06-01T11:32:33Z")

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No green frog sponge holder, no care 😉

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**Author:** ![Randy960](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/randy960/32/5893_2.png) [@Randy960](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Randy960)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/9 "2010-06-01T12:43:23Z")

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But when I go to the atm, all it gives me is a little piece of paper telling me to go away.

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**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/10 "2010-06-01T12:46:38Z")

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when I go ATM, all it gives me is a dirty look

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 1:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/11 "2010-06-01T13:58:11Z")

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I bought that same seat and lid from Lowes for $5.99. I was going to spring for the plastic one, but the wood core was cheaper.

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/12 "2010-06-01T14:04:06Z")

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> [@Johnnylude"](#):
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> Step 1: Go to the ATM  
> Step 2: Get bucket  
> Step 3: Pour
> 
> [ATTACH=CONFIG]15667[/ATTACH]

Same messure applys to trying to make a honda fast, when you can beat the same car on 1/10th the budget

or to owning any DSM

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/13 "2010-06-01T14:51:02Z")

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> [@travisn](#):
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> when I go ATM, all it gives me is a dirty look

I see what you did theeerrreee

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**Author:** ![Tjsz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Tjsz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tjsz)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/14 "2010-06-01T15:32:38Z")

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> [@DougFresh](#):
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> I piss liquid gold and shit cocaine bricks, no ATM needed.

I lol’ed

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**Author:** ![TradersBASE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tradersbase/32/5321_2.png) [@TradersBASE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TradersBASE)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 3:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/15 "2010-06-01T15:49:21Z")

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> [@rdandy5875](#):
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> No green frog sponge holder, no care 😉

How to increase the price of your frog?  
 ![http://www.girlsngadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/frog_on_coins_big-300x275.png](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/3/5/3598111654f0609e90d7e959d7d9f213200abd3e.png)

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/16 "2010-06-01T15:53:39Z")

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> [@travisn](#):
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> when I go ATM

you NEVER go ass to mouth.

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**Author:** ![misteroman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/misteroman/32/7423_2.png) [@misteroman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/misteroman)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 7:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/17 "2010-06-01T19:22:24Z")

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> [@travisn](#):
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> I have the same cash, its alright cash. I prefer buckets of pennies though

how many do you need? Have about 20 of them full if ya want them

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 6:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/18 "2010-06-02T06:04:47Z")

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> [@Spam16v](#):
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> you NEVER go ass to mouth.

Well, when you’re done chowing down on the no-no parts of your lover you kiss 'em, right? That’s just like going ass to mouth.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/19 "2010-06-02T08:15:56Z")

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im so confused

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 8:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-increase-the-price-of-your-toilet-by-4-599/155866/20 "2010-06-02T08:17:08Z")

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> [@misteroman$$$](#):
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> how many do you need? Have about 20 of them full if ya want them

did you end up getting those from Michigan you were telling me about?

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