# How to keep yourself as clean as possible ver. Public Bathroom

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**Created:** [March 19, 2007, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-keep-yourself-as-clean-as-possible-ver-public-bathroom/26106 "2007-03-19T11:44:11Z")
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### Author: ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2007, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-keep-yourself-as-clean-as-possible-ver-public-bathroom/26106/3 "2007-03-19T11:51:46Z")

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DRUNK INSTRUCTIONS:

1)find bathroom or suitable urinating place.

1. try not to piss on your self

3)try to zip wang in fly

1. stumble to door

2. rub your hand on neerest guys back who you kind of know

3. giggle to yourself and stumble back to where you think you should be.

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