# How to kill an Audi "101" **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 29, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073 "2008-05-29T10:56:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/1 "2008-05-29T10:56:08Z")
[http://www.audiforums.com/m\_693578/mpage\_1/key\_/tm.htm#693578](http://www.audiforums.com/m_693578/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm#693578) This is why a VW/Audi owner should never let a “Honda kid” work on their car. :tong ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/2 "2008-05-29T10:57:21Z")
A classic. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/3 "2008-05-29T11:01:44Z")
Everyone in my office looked at me like I was nuts when I read that, I was laughing my ass off. ---
**Author:** ![SlackJ94](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slackj94/32/6325_2.png) [@SlackJ94](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SlackJ94)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 11:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/4 "2008-05-29T11:06:56Z")
Gives Honda fanbois a bad name. I swear I’m not that stupid. Ok, maybe when I’m drunk. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/5 "2008-05-29T11:08:57Z")
fixed the title. > **[English articles](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_and_an)** > > Articles in the English language are the definite article the and the indefinite articles a and an. Use of the definite article implies that the speaker assumes the listener knows the identity of the noun's referent (because it is obvious, because it is common knowledge, or because it was mentioned in the same sentence or an earlier sentence). Use of an indefinite article implies that the speaker assumes the listener does not have to be told the identity of the referent. In some noun phrases, no ... ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/6 "2008-05-29T11:13:52Z")
Did I say “a Audi”? :lol I kept changing what I was gonna name the thread so much I guess I wasn’t even paying attention. ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/7 "2008-05-29T11:14:52Z")
no haha you said ‘and audi’ I’m a total nazi when it comes to that crap, it fucks me up every time I try to read it :rofl ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/8 "2008-05-29T11:21:37Z")
It’s totally cool - I’m a nazi too about that stuff, obviously just not when it’s my own stuff. :headbang ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/9 "2008-05-29T11:43:08Z")
epic failure :crackup ---
**Author:** ![imported\_hybrdthry91](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_hybrdthry91/32/6315_2.png) [@imported\_hybrdthry91](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_hybrdthry91)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/10 "2008-05-29T12:21:44Z")
did the honda fanboi honestly think the inferior audi engine could handle those conditions? it well known and documented only honda motors can handle this type of stress. ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/11 "2008-05-29T12:25:28Z")
thats a challenge… sand blast the D16 before the bseries goes in… ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/12 "2008-05-29T12:31:29Z")
> [@hybrdthry911](#): > > did the honda fanboi honestly think the inferior audi engine could handle those conditions? it well known and documented only honda motors can handle this type of stress. And this is why I will never bring my car to Synapse. ;D ---
**Author:** ![Fr1an8k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dbc845/32.png) [@Fr1an8k](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fr1an8k)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/13 "2008-05-30T05:52:03Z")
That seems like the greatest idea to me.He gets to point the intake, exhaust, turbo, wastegate, and hone the cylinders.Tell me thats not the best bang for your buck. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/14 "2008-05-30T08:21:28Z")
how is this moron still alive? ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/15 "2008-05-30T08:23:42Z")
So, you don’t wanna try it on your car? :tong ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/16 "2008-05-30T08:31:04Z")
:wtf So did this guy fail or did this guy fail? :headbang My first car was a 97 A4 with 140k and I beat the shit out of it. But this? Something is definitely wrong in that gene pool. :idiots ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 8:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/17 "2008-05-30T08:34:50Z")
:lol ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/18 "2008-05-30T10:30:06Z")
theyre doing mudflux sans the equipment ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/19 "2008-05-30T12:09:36Z")
i’ve seen at least 1 tard on every major car forum re-write that story ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-kill-an-audi-101/237073/20 "2008-05-30T13:06:34Z")
Yeah if you keep reading it says it’s a joke… still thought it was funny.