# How to pass a sobriety test with honors

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pass-a-sobriety-test-with-honors/74880>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 15, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pass-a-sobriety-test-with-honors/74880 "2009-10-15T08:06:58Z")\
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**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pass-a-sobriety-test-with-honors/74880/1 "2009-10-15T08:06:58Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pass-a-sobriety-test-with-honors/74880/2 "2009-10-15T08:28:51Z")

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LOL How do you even arrest that guy.

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 8:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pass-a-sobriety-test-with-honors/74880/3 "2009-10-15T08:36:45Z")

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Should have tasered his ass.

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**Author:** ![DokiZen6x](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dokizen6x/32/5386_2.png) [@DokiZen6x](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DokiZen6x)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pass-a-sobriety-test-with-honors/74880/4 "2009-10-15T09:07:38Z")

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“officer, theres something wrong with your bottle, its empty.”