# How to pick up chicks like justin bieber

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**Created:** [April 22, 2011, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030 "2011-04-22T06:02:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sexonwheels419](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sexonwheels419/32/6482_2.png) [@Sexonwheels419](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sexonwheels419)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/1 "2011-04-22T06:02:20Z")

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shes back guys check  
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU\_BjXzP4LU&feature=relmfu](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aU_BjXzP4LU&feature=relmfu)

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**Author:** ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/2 "2011-04-22T06:24:09Z")

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Who is this bitch?

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**Author:** ![Sexonwheels419](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sexonwheels419/32/6482_2.png) [@Sexonwheels419](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sexonwheels419)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/3 "2011-04-22T06:40:37Z")

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jenna marbles shes just a random blogger but shes funny/hot

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/4 "2011-04-22T06:45:32Z")

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I believe she’s from the Hudson area.

Pretty funny actually.

And smart as she makes bank of these videos if she’s YouTube partner which I think she is just like FPS Russia.

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**Author:** ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/5 "2011-04-22T07:29:36Z")

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> [@guy throws young kiddies off bridge geeeeez](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/guy-throws-young-kiddies-off-bridge-geeeeez/41515/4):
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> I believe she’s from the Hudson area.
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> Pretty funny actually.
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> And smart as she makes bank of these videos if she’s YouTube partner which I think she is just like FPS Russia.

lol FPS Russia. I remember when he was FPS Kyle and unknown until he started doing comms with Wings and Hutch and everyone.

I don’t think she is all that funny. According to her youtube profile, she’s from East Cambridge MA. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 7:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/6 "2011-04-22T07:43:31Z")

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Shes hideous without makeup…

I mean hideous

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**Author:** ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/7 "2011-04-22T07:49:31Z")

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I can’t stand it when a woman is not attractive without make up on.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 7:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/8 "2011-04-22T07:55:12Z")

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> [@Ghost Hunters international](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ghost-hunters-international/41523/2):
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> I can’t stand it when a woman is not attractive without make up on.

Luckily my wife looks pretty good without makeup. Sometimes I prefer it if she doesnt wear any but she doesnt listen to me…

but you Ever have that girl you were "dating’ and you saw her on an early morning without makeup for the first time and ask yourself WTF were you thinking?

Yea… That would be this girl

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**Author:** ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/9 "2011-04-22T07:57:05Z")

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I think my Wifey is hot as soon as I wake up and roll over and look at her in her morning horror look.

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/10 "2011-04-22T08:18:49Z")

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I think shes pretty funny, and I doubt shes “hideous” without makeup

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/11 "2011-04-22T08:24:40Z")

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> [@My entire car history](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/my-entire-car-history/41524/7):
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> I think shes pretty funny, and I doubt shes “hideous” without makeup

no really she is…

Check out a video she has on there called how to do your makeup or some shit like that…

She looks terrible

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**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 8:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/12 "2011-04-22T08:25:46Z")

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i hate when my wife wears make-up. i call her a $5 whore and punch her in the baby maker.

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**Author:** ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/13 "2011-04-22T08:28:18Z")

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OMFG! Homely looking as hell! O\_O

[youtu.be/OYpwAtnywTk](https://youtu.be/OYpwAtnywTk)

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**Author:** ![Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hang_your_cross/32/6381_2.png) [@Hang\_Your\_Cross](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hang_Your_Cross)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 8:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/14 "2011-04-22T08:28:33Z")

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[  
[youtu.be/OYpwAtnywTk&feature=relmfu](https://youtu.be/OYpwAtnywTk&feature=relmfu)  
]([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk&feature=relmfu](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpwAtnywTk&feature=relmfu))

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 8:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/15 "2011-04-22T08:46:22Z")

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Eh yeah not that great :lol

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 8:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/16 "2011-04-22T08:52:22Z")

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Justin Bever is a chick.

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/17 "2011-04-22T09:01:12Z")

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> [@Your favorite thing(s?) to do with an egg...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/your-favorite-thing-s-to-do-with-an-egg/33604/54):
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> Eh yeah not that great :lol

See STEVEN!

Now how would you feel if you went to sleep looking at her with make up… and woke up to her without… needless to say Id ask where the fuck the hot girl I boned last night went

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**Author:** ![Sexonwheels419](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sexonwheels419/32/6482_2.png) [@Sexonwheels419](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sexonwheels419)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/18 "2011-04-22T09:04:34Z")

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Who wants to keep waking up to the same chick bang her and have her leave wake up to a open bed

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**Author:** ![Vovchandr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/vovchandr/32/6275_2.png) [@Vovchandr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Vovchandr)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/19 "2011-04-22T12:58:33Z")

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> [@Pics of the new whip](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pics-of-the-new-whip/41526/3):
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> Who wants to keep waking up to the same chick bang her and have her leave wake up to a open bed

Some fools sign contracts :ninja

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**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2011, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-pick-up-chicks-like-justin-bieber/258030/20 "2011-04-22T12:59:41Z")

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Omega your signature…  
🤣rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl

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