# how to rob an apple store correctly! **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [September 3, 2009, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056 "2009-09-03T20:20:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ImsloIkno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58956e/32.png) [@ImsloIkno](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ImsloIkno)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/1 "2009-09-03T20:20:08Z")
[http://current.com/items/90855338\_how-to-rob-an-apple-store-31-seconds-23-macbook-pros-14-iphones-and-9-ipods-for-free.htm](http://current.com/items/90855338_how-to-rob-an-apple-store-31-seconds-23-macbook-pros-14-iphones-and-9-ipods-for-free.htm) amazing ---
**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/2 "2009-09-03T20:26:19Z")
I love how excited the news anchor’s voice is! ---
**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/3 "2009-09-03T20:33:17Z")
Cant wait to see some video of these guys when they are online line with the computers and the store is spying on them with the comp camera. ---
**Author:** ![camarojoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@camarojoe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/camarojoe)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/4 "2009-09-03T20:35:20Z")
I’m sure they have Computrace / LoJack on the systems too. Not like it matters since they are trading crack for crack. Even at my work, we at least have security locks on the laptops and Computrace. But insurance will cover the loss. ---
**Author:** ![Boomin99GT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boomin99gt/32/7306_2.png) [@Boomin99GT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boomin99GT)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/5 "2009-09-03T20:39:43Z")
Damn, that’s a lot of free Apple stuff. ---
**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/6 "2009-09-03T20:44:46Z")
wtf. the link is down. apparently I clicked too hard. lol ---
**Author:** ![Matt\_Danger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/matt_danger/32/4981_2.png) [@Matt\_Danger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Matt_Danger)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/7 "2009-09-03T20:47:18Z")
It’s ok I found an article that is more relevant to my interests [http://current.com/items/90796804\_robot-sex-just-a-matter-of-time.htm](http://current.com/items/90796804_robot-sex-just-a-matter-of-time.htm) ---
**Author:** ![greenbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@greenbull](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/greenbull)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/8 "2009-09-03T23:07:58Z")
> [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](#): > > I love how excited the news anchor’s voice is! lol. it was like an infomercial trying to sell me on stealing all that shit. The guy in all black that went up the middle was moooovin. ---
**Author:** ![Penfold](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/penfold/32/5007_2.png) [@Penfold](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Penfold)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 2:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/9 "2009-09-04T02:31:22Z")
The guy is so excited and compliments he thieves so many times on their professionalism you would almost think he was one of them. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/10 "2009-09-04T07:17:14Z")
I love this news anchor! “And clean house like there’s no tomorrow!” ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 8:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/11 "2009-09-04T08:47:00Z")
I guess Steve Jobs objects to cable locks on the merchandise because their not aesthetically pleasing. I think I remember the iphones/ipods being secured with a small wire in the Walden store, idk about laptops… ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/12 "2009-09-04T09:27:25Z")
now thats how you do it! ---
**Author:** ![IanK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iank/32/5016_2.png) [@IanK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IanK)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/13 "2009-09-04T09:54:53Z")
Those motherfuckers are efficient !!! ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/14 "2009-09-04T10:01:08Z")
^ they obviously weren’t “A-A” then… We should look into the Chinese mafia, everyone knows those crazy buggers are efficient at EVERYTHING. ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/15 "2009-09-04T11:25:03Z")
They didn’t make a gesture to the security guard who was nowhere to be seen. He was in the back taking a shit. ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/16 "2009-09-04T12:43:46Z")
subscribed… cant see the video here. ---
**Author:** ![PureXTC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/purextc/32/5223_2.png) [@PureXTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PureXTC)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-rob-an-apple-store-correctly/73056/17 "2009-09-04T12:53:09Z")
geez 3 grand a piece.