# How to secure our borders?

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-secure-our-borders/38939>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 18, 2007, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-secure-our-borders/38939 "2007-11-18T13:25:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![AngryHero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/angryhero/32/7495_2.png) [@AngryHero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AngryHero)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-secure-our-borders/38939/1 "2007-11-18T13:25:14Z")

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> “My plan to secure the border. Two words: Chuck. Norris,” says Huckabee, who stares into the camera before it cuts away to show Norris standing beside him.  
> “Mike Huckabee is a lifelong hunter who’ll protect our Second Amendment rights” on gun ownership, says the tough-guy actor, who takes turns addressing viewers.  
> “There’s no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist,” Huckabee says.  
> “Mike Huckabee wants to put the IRS out of business,” Norris adds.  
> “When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down,” Huckabee says.  
> “Mike’s a principled, authentic conservative,” says Norris.  
> In closing, Huckabee says: “Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He tells America how it’s going to be. I’m Mike Huckabee and I approved this message. So did Chuck.”

[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071118/ap\_on\_el\_pr/huckabee](http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071118/ap_on_el_pr/huckabee)

I cant believe nobody thought about this sooner.

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**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-secure-our-borders/38939/2 "2007-11-18T13:26:21Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 1:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-secure-our-borders/38939/3 "2007-11-18T13:47:05Z")

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:picard:

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-secure-our-borders/38939/4 "2007-11-18T14:23:33Z")

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:lol:

Chuck Norris ought-eight!!!