# how to tell if a girl is crazy. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 14, 2006, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178 "2006-11-14T06:41:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/1 "2006-11-14T06:41:22Z")
If she has short fingernails, she’s crazy. Especially, if the skin around the nail is all fucked up. The shorter and more fucked up they are, the crazier they are. Trust me. ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/2 "2006-11-14T06:44:34Z")
nail biter? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/3 "2006-11-14T06:45:34Z")
they don’t always bite them… some girls will carve up their cuticles with their other nails unconsciously. ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 6:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/4 "2006-11-14T06:59:50Z")
background story? i mean, i agree…but whats your story? lol ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/5 "2006-11-14T07:03:56Z")
lol…so then i used to be crazy… i had short nails… now they are pretty 😉 ---
**Author:** ![fairgentleman\_Z](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fairgentleman_z/32/7263_2.png) [@fairgentleman\_Z](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fairgentleman_Z)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/6 "2006-11-14T07:15:09Z")
If you know a girl that isn’t crazy… then you don’t know her well enough. ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/7 "2006-11-14T07:16:43Z")
background story please? ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/8 "2006-11-14T07:19:22Z")
> [@fairgentleman Z](#): > > If you know a girl that isn’t crazy… > > then you don’t know her well enough. Didn’t you just get married? ---
**Author:** ![BadnewsMike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/badnewsmike/32/7419_2.png) [@BadnewsMike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BadnewsMike)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/9 "2006-11-14T07:20:09Z")
> [@fairgentleman Z](#): > > If you know a girl that isn’t crazy… > > then you don’t know her well enough. All girls are crazy, Some hid it better then others. ---
**Author:** ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/10 "2006-11-14T07:28:34Z")
> [@fairgentleman Z](#): > > If you know a girl that isn’t crazy… > > then you don’t know her well enough. ^^^^ Truth…they all have their moments ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/11 "2006-11-14T07:46:07Z")
> [@newman](#): > > If she has short fingernails, she’s crazy. > > Especially, if the skin around the nail is all fucked up. > > The shorter and more fucked up they are, the crazier they are. > > Trust me. That’s called motor anxiety. Nail biting, plucking, cutting in extreme cases… > [@fairgentleman Z](#): > > If you know a girl that isn’t crazy… > > then you don’t know her well enough. > [@badnewsmini](#): > > All girls are crazy, Some hid it better then others. Haha QFT. ---
**Author:** ![neurokinetik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neurokinetik/32/7270_2.png) [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 8:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/12 "2006-11-14T08:49:33Z")
> [@newman](#): > > If she has fingers, she’s crazy. Fixed… ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 8:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/13 "2006-11-14T08:55:16Z")
> [@newman](#): > > If she has a vagina, shes crazy > [@neurokinetik](#): > > Fixed… . ---
**Author:** ![Denton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Denton](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Denton)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/14 "2006-11-14T09:06:20Z")
if a girl is dating a guy who wants to borrow her pants because they’d look siqqqq with his bullet belt, she might be crazy. sorry, too easy. heart newmanzor ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/15 "2006-11-14T09:27:45Z")
stay single! trust me lol i just found out, dont have to worry about this BS no more… thank god ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 9:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/16 "2006-11-14T09:50:09Z")
Thank god my nails are not short. I have to go tell everyone I’m not crazy! ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/17 "2006-11-14T10:36:13Z")
hmmmmm well i would assume you dated/fucked enough crazies to put together enough empirical data to come to this conclusion so I will accept it as fact 😛 I think we know a girl or two who have short finger nails ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/18 "2006-11-14T10:42:38Z")
> [@Carnut](#): > > hmmmmm well i would assume you dated/fucked enough crazies to put together enough empirical data to come to this conclusion so I will accept it as fact 😛 > > I think we know a girl or two who have short finger nails winnaahh ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/19 "2006-11-14T10:49:30Z")
well this ins’t an entirley valid discussion. see newman likes to date crazy chick however by the time he’s done with them they’re all crazy … so that’s almost liek posting the question: what came first, the newman or the crazy chick? ---
**Author:** ![jay\_g](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jay_g/32/111288_2.png) [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2006, 10:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178/20 "2006-11-14T10:52:37Z")
crazy chicks are awesome in bed [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-tell-if-a-girl-is-crazy/20178.md?page=2)