# How to turn your car into an unstoppable murder machine

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 13, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105 "2008-11-13T12:36:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/1 "2008-11-13T12:36:57Z")

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![http://divisibleby0.com/murder/img2/header.jpg](http://divisibleby0.com/murder/img2/header.jpg)  
 ![http://divisibleby0.com/murder/img2/123.jpg](http://divisibleby0.com/murder/img2/123.jpg)  
 ![http://divisibleby0.com/murder/img2/456.jpg](http://divisibleby0.com/murder/img2/456.jpg)  
 ![http://divisibleby0.com/murder/img2/78.jpg](http://divisibleby0.com/murder/img2/78.jpg)  
 ![http://divisibleby0.com/murder/img2/congrats.jpg](http://divisibleby0.com/murder/img2/congrats.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/2 "2008-11-13T12:38:51Z")

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🤣

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/3 "2008-11-13T12:39:09Z")

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lols

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/4 "2008-11-13T12:48:27Z")

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6/10

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/5 "2008-11-13T12:49:27Z")

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i know it wasnt the greatest find but it is a car forum…so…

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/6 "2008-11-13T12:51:01Z")

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WAR FACE

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**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/7 "2008-11-13T12:51:23Z")

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I can’t see the image at work, but this came to mind immediately

[http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57337](http://nyspeed.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57337)

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/8 "2008-11-13T12:52:50Z")

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apply the concept to this!

![http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1b/The_Homer_by_Carlos_Bisquertt.jpg](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1b/The_Homer_by_Carlos_Bisquertt.jpg)

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**Author:** ![SOLITUDE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@SOLITUDE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SOLITUDE)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/9 "2008-11-13T13:12:13Z")

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ahahah lol

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/10 "2008-11-13T13:21:48Z")

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LOL @ Yak’s blood

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/11 "2008-11-13T13:26:23Z")

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Anyone interested in a one-horsepower car?

![http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/07/naturmobil.jpg](http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/07/naturmobil.jpg)

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/12 "2008-11-13T13:34:27Z")

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meh

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/13 "2008-11-13T13:35:01Z")

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> [@Clean Baldy](#):
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> Anyone interested in a one-horsepower car?
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> ![http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/07/naturmobil.jpg](http://www.geekologie.com/2008/05/07/naturmobil.jpg)

OMG I wonder if that horse can HEEL HEEL HEEL HEEL TOE TOE TOE TOE brake?

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**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/14 "2008-11-13T13:36:04Z")

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lol i get it, cuz he has 4 feet!

and it’s an automatic!

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/15 "2008-11-13T13:36:56Z")

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> [@Zong](#):
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> and it’s an automatic!

ZING!

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**Author:** ![chino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bcef8e/32.png) [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/16 "2008-11-13T13:40:34Z")

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> [@Geoff](#):
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> OMG I wonder if that horse can HEEL HEEL HEEL HEEL TOE TOE TOE TOE brake?

lol

> [@Zong](#):
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> lol i get it, cuz he has 4 feet!
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> and it’s an automatic!

lol

> [@Geoff](#):
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> ZING!

lol

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/17 "2008-11-13T13:52:54Z")

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:lol:

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**Author:** ![turbofreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbofreak/32/5197_2.png) [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/18 "2008-11-13T14:01:04Z")

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kinda funny

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**Author:** ![turbofreak](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbofreak/32/5197_2.png) [@turbofreak](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbofreak)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/19 "2008-11-13T14:01:19Z")

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6/10

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**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2008, 2:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-turn-your-car-into-an-unstoppable-murder-machine/58105/20 "2008-11-13T14:27:14Z")

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haha

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