# How to vote.

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**Created:** [January 8, 2008, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-vote/41456 "2008-01-08T13:03:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-vote/41456/15 "2008-01-08T16:24:52Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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> See: “Internet forum board meeting” thread.
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> Democrat at the door: “We tried to stop the Patriot Act.”  
> JayS: “Poned!”  
> Democrat at the door: “Huh?”

Actually, last year it went more like this:

Doorbell, 90lb shepherd freaking out.  
Democrat at the door (nervously looking at the dog now sitting at the top of the stairs where I told him to stay): “Hi, I’m so and so from the Democratic party and I’d like to talk to you for a minute.”  
JayS: “You have 10 seconds to get off my property or I will release the hounds.”  
Democrat no longer at the door: “_poof”_  
JayS (to himself): “Man that guy can run fast”

The really funny part is the Republican rep stopped by a couple days later and the dog only barked a little to let me know someone was coming up the driveway. So it’s true, dogs can sense evil.  
🙂

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