# How to win at life v. Even JEG can understand
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 10, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838 "2009-02-10T12:59:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/21 "2009-02-10T13:24:35Z")
Can you really think of something better to use as measurement?
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/22 "2009-02-10T13:27:27Z")
> [@JoesTypeS](#):
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> Can you really think of something better to use as measurement?
going out and banging 400 fatties /= winning at life.
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### Author:  [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/23 "2009-02-10T13:28:29Z")
wait let me change this up,
You cannot get an attractive girl that you would want to call your wife, without winning at life.
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### Author:  [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/24 "2009-02-10T13:32:13Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> Come on…
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> REALLY?
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> there is about 3 minutes of reading there, TOPS.
> [@JayS](#):
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> :tup:
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> Bunch of retards here if you can’t read that in \< 5 minutes.
> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> the people that are too lazy to read it are the ones that NEED to read it lol
It wasn’t so much that it took 5 minutes to read this, its that it wasn’t funny enough to keep my attention for 5 minutes.
I think thats what people imply when they say “its a long read,” in regards to longs stories like this on forums. Lets face it, were an on the go generation and we want everything right now, and wrapped up all neatly. A laugh out of a post like this could take 5 minutes and would be of equal hilarity of maybe a 30 second youtube video of a kid hitting his dad in the junk with a bat while swingin for a pinata .
I know this is apples to oranges but im just saying lol.
Edit: Some people are just genuine dumbasses and probably took 10 minutes to chomp through this thing… Im not defending them.
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### Author:  [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/25 "2009-02-10T13:33:10Z")
> [@newman](#):
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> going out and banging 400 fatties /= winning at life.
It does stipulate to try for at least a 7 or 8
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/26 "2009-02-10T13:36:24Z")
> [@boardjnky4](#):
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> wait let me change this up,
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> You cannot get an attractive girl that you would want to call your wife, without winning at life.
There are more K-fed’s in the world than you think…
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### Author:  [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/27 "2009-02-10T13:37:56Z")
> [@JoesTypeS](#):
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> It does stipulate to try for at least a 7 or 8
yeah, but that’s subjective. if you want to quantify “winning”, you can’t use subjective data.
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/28 "2009-02-10T13:38:27Z")
> [@Joe](#):
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> There are more K-fed’s in the world than you think…
And it worked out so well for him…
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### Author:  [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/29 "2009-02-10T13:39:06Z")
lol when i said long read, i meant that i was expecting it to be a 30 second blurb… it lost its amusement about half way through :gotme:
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### Author:  [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/30 "2009-02-10T13:46:14Z")
> [@JayS](#):
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> And it worked out so well for him…
He’s free to be a complete unemployed assbag because he’s financially set for life for banging a hot (at that time) broad. He was the envy of a hell of a lot of teen and early 20’s guys. He even got to make a dogshit rap album and release it under a major label. I’d say it did.
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/31 "2009-02-10T13:49:40Z")
lol.
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### Author:  [@chino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/chino)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/32 "2009-02-10T13:54:22Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#):
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> Cliffs?
> [@OfficerK](#):
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> Cliffs?
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> :lol:
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> EDIT: DAMN!
> [@Adictd2b00st](#):
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> that was a looooooong read lol
> [@MOBOOST4U](#):
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> NWS first off…
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> Kinda true, not that funny, way too long!
^^ all going to fail at life!
i fucking lol’d multiple times
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### Author:  [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/33 "2009-02-10T13:57:55Z")
:bigclap:
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/34 "2009-02-10T14:05:29Z")
good shit
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### Author:  [@ecoshardcore](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ecoshardcore)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/35 "2009-02-10T14:25:56Z")
:bigclap:
Bravo sir! Bravo!
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 2:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/36 "2009-02-10T14:36:21Z")
there is nothing there :gotme:
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/37 "2009-02-10T14:37:48Z")
sometimes in life you have to look at what you have and not what is missing
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/38 "2009-02-10T14:42:03Z")
> [@theblue](#):
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> sometimes in life you have to look at what you have and not what is missing
I know. as much as my life sucks sometimes, I have a car, a truck, a loving family, there is always food on the table, clean water, a heated house, and the internetz. I might not have what I want but I have what I NEED.
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### Author:  [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/39 "2009-02-10T14:45:43Z")
you took my spin joke about the image missing way too seriously… but I’m glad you have the basics, you might want to add a gun to the list before obama bans them.
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/40 "2009-02-10T14:54:39Z")
I would rather fuck 400 fattys then the same 7 or 8 for the rest of my life.
busting a nut is the most important part of the day.
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