# How to win at life v. Even JEG can understand
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [February 10, 2009, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838 "2009-02-10T12:59:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/41 "2009-02-10T15:02:09Z")
> [@theblue](#):
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> you took my spin joke about the image missing way too seriously… but I’m glad you have the basics, you might want to add a gun to the list before obama bans them.
lol sorry…didnt get the sarcasm. Anywho. yeah they will take my guns whe I am cold and dead. especially since the supreme court recently ruled that the right to bear arms is an individual, and not a collective right.
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### Author:  [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/42 "2009-02-10T15:06:03Z")
THEY TOOK OUR JJEERRRRRRRBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/43 "2009-02-10T15:13:38Z")
Very nice!
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### Author:  [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/44 "2009-02-10T15:42:47Z")
WELL PLAYED.
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### Author:  [@fiend540](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fiend540)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/45 "2009-02-10T15:51:47Z")
> [@Jam](#):
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> THEY TOOK OUR JJEERRRRRRRBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2fGl9587X8](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2fGl9587X8)
That is hands down the BEST southpark episode ever.
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### Author:  [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/46 "2009-02-10T16:04:25Z")
i love it.
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/47 "2009-02-10T16:06:19Z")
> [@JEG](#):
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> I know. as much as my life sucks sometimes, I have a car, a truck, a loving family, there is always food on the table, clean water, a heated house, and the internetz. I might not have what I want but I have what I NEED.
And you don’t even have to work for it!
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### Author:  [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 4:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/48 "2009-02-10T16:34:39Z")
> [@Fry](#):
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> It’s worth reading to the end.
I was disappointed that it was over as soon as it was. ☹
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### Author:  [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/49 "2009-02-10T16:38:12Z")
> [@fiend540](#):
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> That is hands down the BEST southpark episode ever.
Fucking no
It’s a great one, but there’s no such thing as “best South Park episode ever.”
I mean what about the episodes where Chef dies? Imaginationland? Cartman Gets AIDS? Breast Cancer Awareness? Two Naked Guys In A Hot Tub? Guitar Hero? World of Warcraft? The episode where Cartman gets the kid to eat his parents in the chili cook-off? … (six hours later) … Lord of the Rings with the porno disc? Raisins?
FUCK, man, there’s no such thing as “hands down the best South Park.” Not even close.
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### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/50 "2009-02-10T16:48:46Z")
> [@Moruitelda](#):
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> Fucking no
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> It’s a great one, but there’s no such thing as “best South Park episode ever.”
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> I mean what about the episodes where Chef dies? Imaginationland? Cartman Gets AIDS? Breast Cancer Awareness? Two Naked Guys In A Hot Tub? Guitar Hero? World of Warcraft? The episode where Cartman gets the kid to eat his parents in the chili cook-off? … (six hours later) … Lord of the Rings with the porno disc? Raisins?
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> FUCK, man, there’s no such thing as “hands down the best South Park.” Not even close.
I have to agree, there are a TON of good ones. Dont forget the Underpants Gnomes lol.
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### Author:  [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/51 "2009-02-10T17:04:37Z")
> [@JEG](#):
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> I have to agree, there are a TON of good ones. Dont forget the Underpants Gnomes lol.
:lol:
Or the one where Kenny has to defend Heaven from the forces of Hell because of some video game he was playing.
We could really do this all night.
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### Author:  [@Pauly](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pauly)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/52 "2009-02-10T17:50:24Z")
-Karma for pickin on Jeg
Leave Jeg alone. He’s alright LOL
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### Author:  [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)
#### Post date: [February 10, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/how-to-win-at-life-v-even-jeg-can-understand/62838/53 "2009-02-10T17:54:38Z")
I read this but winning at life has nothing to do with hating your job.
Also who the hell buys a broad anything unless its the holiday, if the girl is talking to you shes already into you, if you can get her to go ANY place with you, youve already won, your already in her pants, now your only mission should be not to fuck it up by saying or doing something stupid between the start of the date and the bedroom.
Anybody who is buying a girl gifts to get her to like him is doing it wrong.
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