# Hug Me Pillow

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 18, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693 "2009-03-18T06:33:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MrSmith](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrsmith/32/5254_2.png) [@MrSmith](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MrSmith)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/1 "2009-03-18T06:33:29Z")

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[http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Hug-Me-Pillow/1676854/product.html](http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Hug-Me-Pillow/1676854/product.html)

I think the best part is that its sold out.

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**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/2 "2009-03-18T06:38:17Z")

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they should make a female version… it would just be a chest… no arm 🙂

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**Author:** ![drvnkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drvnkd/32/109615_2.png) [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/3 "2009-03-18T06:38:55Z")

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So unrealistic… It would not even try to cop a feel.

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/4 "2009-03-18T06:45:48Z")

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lol alot of lonely (fat) women out there.

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**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/5 "2009-03-18T06:47:22Z")

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> [@Carnut](#):
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> lol alot of lonely (fat) women out there.

Dildo attachment sold separately.

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/6 "2009-03-18T06:48:50Z")

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HA!

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/7 "2009-03-18T06:52:33Z")

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There’s an upgrade package w/ a small speaker that whispers:

“I love you”

“You’re beautiful just the way you are”

etc.

Sold separately.

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**Author:** ![Beck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/beck/32/28683_2.png) [@Beck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Beck)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 7:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/8 "2009-03-18T07:01:39Z")

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It’s completely normal for a 22 year old male to have this. You’re such a fucking ass hole having to bring it up. I thought we had established the “cone of silence”. Guess not you fuck. You’re never allowed over again.

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/9 "2009-03-18T07:04:14Z")

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> [@newman](#):
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> There’s an upgrade package w/ a small speaker that whispers:
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> “I love you”
> 
> “You’re beautiful just the way you are”
> 
> etc.
> 
> Sold separately.

Then there is the reality version.

“wanna fuck”

“askdfjhaskfh” that’s a fart.

"shit I didn’t mean to stick it there, sorry.

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**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/10 "2009-03-18T07:21:48Z")

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> [@Carnut](#):
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> "shit I didn’t mean to stick it there, sorry.

So you are saying the pillow will lie? Who ever does that on accident?

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/11 "2009-03-18T07:28:16Z")

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exactly, hence reality

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/12 "2009-03-18T07:29:09Z")

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> [@BluBalls](#):
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> Dildo attachment sold separately.

if you need one let me know

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/13 "2009-03-18T07:35:25Z")

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Will this pillow barf while giving me a bj?

I wish it wasn’t sold out…

Fat lonely people are soo lame…why haven’t I made money off them yet?@!

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 8:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/14 "2009-03-18T08:00:57Z")

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I bought this pillow to keep my company on nights when my husband, a correspondent for the Trans-Alaskan News Network, was out of town. The pillow exceeded even my wildest expectations. I’m told the pillow was modeled after Brad Pitt, and I believe it! When I first nestled against the soft, but firm chest of my new “husband” I slept better than I ever had before. Now I don’t mind when my husband goes out of town!

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**Author:** ![JewHefner](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jewhefner/32/5296_2.png) [@JewHefner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JewHefner)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 8:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/15 "2009-03-18T08:09:07Z")

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“I LOVE the hug-me pillow. I sleep with 5 of them, it makes me feel like i’m in bed with a whole family.I’ve always felt there was something missing in my life, a void. I can’t explain it but I now feel like one complete person. thank you hug me pillow”!

WTF?

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**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/16 "2009-03-18T08:10:18Z")

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haha

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/17 "2009-03-18T08:10:45Z")

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does it come with hamburger meat

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**Author:** ![TrapMuzik82](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/trapmuzik82/32/7488_2.png) [@TrapMuzik82](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TrapMuzik82)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 8:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/18 "2009-03-18T08:10:55Z")

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Anonymous from Endicott/NY, Feb 1, 1900

I had never spooned before until i recieved my new fluffy companion. What a find!

speak up whoever you are.

edit - 1900 wtf.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/19 "2009-03-18T09:46:51Z")

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holy crap: [http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/The-Billary-Clinton-Kitchen-Tool-Combo-Set/3324374/product.html?sec\_iid=33964](http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/The-Billary-Clinton-Kitchen-Tool-Combo-Set/3324374/product.html?sec_iid=33964)

LOL! That’s hilarious

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**Author:** ![travisn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/travisn/32/5046_2.png) [@travisn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/travisn)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2009, 9:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hug-me-pillow/64693/20 "2009-03-18T09:58:56Z")

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Nice: [http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/The-Ex-5-piece-Knife-Set-with-Unique-Holder/1892705/product.html?sec\_iid=33970](http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/The-Ex-5-piece-Knife-Set-with-Unique-Holder/1892705/product.html?sec_iid=33970)

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