# Human race will split into two different species

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 26, 2007, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665 "2007-10-26T11:27:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/1 "2007-10-26T11:27:55Z")

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> ```
> Human race will split into two different species: Report
> 
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> London (PTI): In 1900, experts made predictions for the 20th century. They got much wrong but a lot right – housework never became fun, but we did get the internet and the nuclear bomb.

> If the accuracy of 1900 is a guide, researchers in Britain might be right this time. They have predicted that the human race may be split into two different species in 100,000 years’ time – an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures.

> "The human race would reach its physical peak by the year 3000. People would become choosier about their sexual partners, causing humanity to divide into sub-species. The descendants of the genetic upper class will be tall, slim, healthy and attractive from the underclass humans.

> "But in the near future, humans will evolve in 1,000 years into giants between six ft and seven ft tall while life-spans will have extended to 120 years.

> “Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises. Looks like evolution has already started for some of us ~snicker~ Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts,” according to lead researcher Oliver Curry of London School of Economics.

> Curry has also said that 10,000 years later reliance on technology will have begun to dramatically change the appearance of the human race.

> “While science and technology have the potential to create an ideal habitat for humanity over the next millennium, there is a possibility of a monumental genetic hangover over the subsequent millennia due to an over-reliance of technology reducing our natural capacity to resist disease, or our evolved ability to get along with each other,” he said in his report for TV channel ‘Bravo’.

[http://www.hindu.com/thehindu/holnus/008200710261340.htm](http://www.hindu.com/thehindu/holnus/008200710261340.htm)

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**Author:** ![SoloIIscoob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@SoloIIscoob](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoloIIscoob)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 11:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/2 "2007-10-26T11:30:22Z")

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yea. thats why fat chicks are practice:hang:

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**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 11:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/3 "2007-10-26T11:32:42Z")

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hmmm…interesting

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/4 "2007-10-26T11:36:45Z")

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seems like alot of that has already happened…

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/5 "2007-10-26T11:40:16Z")

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then why do i always see the hottest chick with the fattest, dorkiest asshole ever?

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/6 "2007-10-26T11:41:50Z")

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[quote=“Pass McGrass,post:5,topic:37665"”]

then why do i always see the hottest chick with the fattest, dorkiest asshole ever?

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im not fat but i fit the rest of the description, why doesnt it work for me?

time to get fat…

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**Author:** ![BOBBYGRV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BOBBYGRV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BOBBYGRV)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/7 "2007-10-26T11:43:14Z")

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[quote=“Pass McGrass,post:5,topic:37665"”]

then why do i always see the hottest chick with the fattest, dorkiest asshole ever?

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someones got to have the brains and someones got to have the looks. put them together and things get interesting.

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/8 "2007-10-26T11:47:45Z")

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No more fatties in the future? Fuck, good thing I’ll be dead before that happens.

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/9 "2007-10-26T11:48:12Z")

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[quote=“Pass McGrass,post:5,topic:37665"”]

then why do i always see the hottest chick with the fattest, dorkiest asshole ever?

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fat dorky assholes have the brains and money to keep a certain level of lifestyle.

that and most of the ones with hot chicks have game. Thinking you’re too good for really hot ones is usually a self fulfilling prophecy.

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/10 "2007-10-26T11:51:50Z")

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[quote=“cky89,post:6,topic:37665"”]

im not fat but i fit the rest of the description, why doesnt it work for me?

time to get fat…

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you are poor, you need money to get hot chicks

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/11 "2007-10-26T11:54:31Z")

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![http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2b/200px-Ebe1_alien.jpg](http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/2b/200px-Ebe1_alien.jpg)

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**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/12 "2007-10-26T12:08:40Z")

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so in simple terms… Niagara Falls will expand to be 50% of the worlds population.

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**Author:** ![cky89](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cky89/32/4945_2.png) [@cky89](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cky89)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 1:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/13 "2007-10-26T13:01:51Z")

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[quote=“66impalass,post:10,topic:37665"”]

you are poor, you need money to get hot chicks

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i’m far from poor.

very very far.

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**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/human-race-will-split-into-two-different-species/37665/14 "2007-10-26T16:43:24Z")

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evolution based on needs… or lack there of.
