# Husband jumps into churning river to escape nagging **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 15, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176 "2009-08-15T10:03:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![goaltaylor33](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/goaltaylor33/32/5421_2.png) [@goaltaylor33](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/goaltaylor33)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/1 "2009-08-15T10:03:39Z")
**Husband jumps in river to escape nagging** A Chinese lorry driver jumped into a fast-flowing river because he couldn’t take his wife’s nagging anymore. ![http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1524073.jpg](http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1524073.jpg) Zhou and his wife were on a ferry on the Yangtze River when it all became too much for him, reports the Chongqing Evening Post. Members of the ship’s crew saw the man suddenly run out of his cabin with his hands covering his ears, and shouting: “I can’t stand it any longer.” They initially thought he was suffering from an ear injury and went to help him but found he was unhurt. “While we were still puzzling over the this, his wife ran up and continued nagging him,” said one crewmate. "The husband covered his ears again and said: ‘I need a break’ before jumping over the side into the rushing river. “We immediately found lamps to light up the water but found nobody. The possibility of survival can be zero.” However, later that night, police found the man who had managed to swim more than a mile across across the broad river. “I felt I was dying, but even that’s better than my wife’s nagging,” he reportedly told the police. The couple were reunited the following morning at the local police station where Zhou’s wife promised to give up her habit of nagging him. Source is some UK forum and doesn’t list a source, but it’s still funniest thing I’ve read in weeks. ---
**Author:** ![gonzo891](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonzo891/32/5250_2.png) [@gonzo891](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gonzo891)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2009, 10:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/2 "2009-08-15T10:30:12Z")
i actually did something similar when my girl friend at the time told me how many people she slept with. i jumped off the boat in the allegheny resivor and swam back to shore. ---
**Author:** ![slow84ta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slow84ta/32/7265_2.png) [@slow84ta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slow84ta)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/3 "2009-08-17T09:24:04Z")
WOW ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 9:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/4 "2009-08-17T09:27:43Z")
> [@gonzo891](#): > > i actually did something similar when my girl friend at the time told me how many people she slept with. i jumped off the boat in the allegheny resivor and swam back to shore. :lol: That many? What’s her number? :angryhump: :rimshot: ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 10:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/5 "2009-08-17T10:03:40Z")
I was expecting to read a joke. This is MUCH better. lol ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/6 "2009-08-17T10:16:40Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > :lol: That many? What’s her number? :angryhump: :rimshot: i was only her 8th… so it’s more then that. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/7 "2009-08-17T10:21:25Z")
![http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n3/dukerauel/hotdoghallway.gif](http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n3/dukerauel/hotdoghallway.gif) ---
**Author:** ![gonzo891](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonzo891/32/5250_2.png) [@gonzo891](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gonzo891)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/8 "2009-08-17T12:14:35Z")
20’s i wanna say ---
**Author:** ![ieatpaint](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ieatpaint/32/7311_2.png) [@ieatpaint](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ieatpaint)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/9 "2009-08-17T12:42:57Z")
Screw that, I wouldn’t jump. I’d toss her ass in. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 12:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/10 "2009-08-17T12:55:03Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > ![http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n3/dukerauel/hotdoghallway.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/b/5b68d35a8d667be0dc40ce96c0d83998afdbe2c6.gif) fucking lol ---
**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/11 "2009-08-17T13:40:46Z")
> [@gonzo891](#): > > 20’s i wanna say Lumberg fucked her? ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/12 "2009-08-17T13:49:02Z")
![http://rlv.zcache.com/say_hello_to_lumbergh_for_me_tshirt-p235936082634977746tdf9_210.jpg](http://rlv.zcache.com/say_hello_to_lumbergh_for_me_tshirt-p235936082634977746tdf9_210.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![gonzo891](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonzo891/32/5250_2.png) [@gonzo891](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/gonzo891)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/13 "2009-08-17T16:41:31Z")
:gotme: maybe ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/14 "2009-08-17T19:51:53Z")
> [@gonzo891](#): > > :gotme: maybe i love that you don’t understand what they’re saying. makes it so much better. ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/15 "2009-08-17T20:07:37Z")
Come on what girl really has not banged 20+ guys. I mean just cause your gf/wife tells you otherwise does not make it true. Actually this broad either banged 50+ or he found one of the few truthful women in america. Sweet story though. Sidenote I would never discuss that shit with any chick, recipe for disaster. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/16 "2009-08-17T20:08:35Z")
Having 20+ dudes is disgusting. ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 8:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/17 "2009-08-17T20:10:25Z")
LOL well having over 20 chicks is sweet. Also how old are you again? Give it some time. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/18 "2009-08-17T20:11:55Z")
1. And I hope I never have over 20+. That’s just straight up slutty. ---
**Author:** ![cougarspeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cougarspeed/32/7468_2.png) [@cougarspeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cougarspeed)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/19 "2009-08-17T20:14:56Z")
Straight up awesome! I guess im factoring in most girls that are single say 20-24 are straight whores well at least they don’t make it too hard for me to hit it. ---
**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176/20 "2009-08-17T20:18:19Z")
hahah. :tdown: to whores. well, maybe not for you, but for me. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-jumps-into-churning-river-to-escape-nagging/72176.md?page=2)