# Husband & Wife **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 21, 2008, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813 "2008-05-21T10:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SpenceSpeed](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spencespeed/32/7355_2.png) [@SpenceSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SpenceSpeed)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 10:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/1 "2008-05-21T10:26:58Z")
BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband - Aaah! …At last! I can hardly wait! Wife - Do you want me to leave? Husband - No! Don’t even think about it. Wife - Do you love me? Husband - Of course! Always have and always will! Wife - Have you ever cheated on me? Husband - No! Why are you even asking? Wife - Will you kiss me? Husband - Every chance I get! Wife - Will you hit me? Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?! Wife - Can I trust you? Husband - Yes. Wife - Darling! AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/2 "2008-05-21T10:27:50Z")
not bad. not bad. lol. ---
**Author:** ![almostBrett](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/almostbrett/32/5249_2.png) [@almostBrett](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/almostBrett)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/3 "2008-05-21T10:32:02Z")
well played ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 10:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/4 "2008-05-21T10:42:43Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/5 "2008-05-21T10:48:00Z")
pretty good. quick, simple, funny.:tup: ---
**Author:** ![Oroc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c68b51/32.png) [@Oroc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Oroc)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/6 "2008-05-21T10:48:31Z")
lmao! very nice ---
**Author:** ![Nikuk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nikuk/32/7254_2.png) [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/7 "2008-05-21T11:03:35Z")
played well ---
**Author:** ![JCuz](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcuz/32/7338_2.png) [@JCuz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JCuz)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 11:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/8 "2008-05-21T11:17:44Z")
lol, interesting spin ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 11:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/9 "2008-05-21T11:21:50Z")
Nicely done. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/10 "2008-05-21T11:25:38Z")
:tup: ---
**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 11:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/11 "2008-05-21T11:27:33Z")
LOL ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/12 "2008-05-21T11:55:35Z")
hahaha ---
**Author:** ![SVT3945](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/svt3945/32/7409_2.png) [@SVT3945](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SVT3945)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/13 "2008-05-21T17:06:44Z")
tru dat ---
**Author:** ![greenbull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@greenbull](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/greenbull)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/14 "2008-05-21T17:11:44Z")
lol good one ---
**Author:** ![94Blackls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94blackls/32/7322_2.png) [@94Blackls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Blackls)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/15 "2008-05-21T17:41:38Z")
nice :tup: ---
**Author:** ![eclipsed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbce88/32.png) [@eclipsed](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/eclipsed)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/16 "2008-05-21T17:42:57Z")
i like it… ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 6:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/17 "2008-05-21T18:12:10Z")
8.7/10 ---
**Author:** ![burnt\_toast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnt_toast/32/7518_2.png) [@burnt\_toast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnt_toast)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/18 "2008-05-21T18:49:18Z")
hahaha… Humorous AND jam-packed full of truth! 9.5/10 ---
**Author:** ![AFhockey31](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/afhockey31/32/5086_2.png) [@AFhockey31](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AFhockey31)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/19 "2008-05-21T19:20:49Z")
splendid! keys to life right there ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813/20 "2008-05-21T20:00:03Z")
> [@almostBrett](#): > > well played fuckin right doggy [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/husband-wife/48813.md?page=2)