# Hypothetically Speaking...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [August 1, 2006, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318 "2006-08-01T05:45:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/61 "2006-08-01T14:48:38Z")

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he hypothetically has a lot of shit coming to him…he’s done this to three different girls. and its getting really old quickly.

rod stewart makes me gag.

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**Author:** ![AKA-FERRARI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/aka-ferrari/32/7260_2.png) [@AKA-FERRARI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AKA-FERRARI)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 2:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/62 "2006-08-01T14:49:43Z")

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bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks…

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/63 "2006-08-01T14:50:32Z")

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> [@DarkkstaR](#):
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> Sometimes you think you have something worth holding onto…then you lose it. Then something worlds better is right around the corner, and it’s everything you ever wanted out of a girl. Sorry to hear about your shit, everyone gets their fair share. Sorry I can’t offer great advice or anything, but sometimes you’ll be happier in the future, even if you can’t see yourself in the future with someone else…it might be right there waiting. Good luck…and if there wasn’t bad things, you wouldn’t have good things. So when you have the absolute worst situation, remember it’ll make the next one you really care about that much more worth it.

Truth.

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/64 "2006-08-01T15:42:31Z")

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helping her as a friend is cool. nobody really knows what ur relationship is like so nobody can really judge the worth of u too getting back together. seems like she got into some shit with you, then dated another guy who she got into some shit with , do you see a trend? sounds like she just doesnt care about it enough. its hard to help someone who doesnt wanna help themselves. that would be the only problem ide have with it.

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**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/65 "2006-08-01T15:58:06Z")

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whoa, newman has feelings!? sheeeeit

you’re an engineer…

and you’re a pretty social guy :tup:

socially engineer her friends into making you sound like a good idea

then use similar skills to score a free pizza and then you can make one of those porns where the dude delivers the pizza and his dude stick is in the center of the pizza when he opens the box

yessssssss

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/66 "2006-08-01T19:13:39Z")

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i am so fucking sick of this whole situation. Cause i am friends with everyone involved.

i am also so fucking lost in this situation.

they are dating??? i was told they weren’t dating, and were “just friends”. wtf.

i even got accused of being a “spy” for newman. 🤣

truth is i haven’t talked to this said guy, or girl in 3 weeks. and i am still lost.

i’m just telling you what i know. :gotme:

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/67 "2006-08-01T19:48:16Z")

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pat oneil?

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**Author:** ![dawn](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dawn/32/7209_2.png) [@dawn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dawn)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/68 "2006-08-01T19:49:22Z")

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hahah. nice description of the current boyfriend. bahahahah.

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/69 "2006-08-01T19:53:51Z")

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> [@beckington](#):
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> i am so fucking sick of this whole situation. Cause i am friends with everyone involved.
> 
> i am also so fucking lost in this situation.
> 
> they are dating??? i was told they weren’t dating, and were “just friends”. wtf.
> 
> i even got accused of being a “spy” for newman. 🤣
> 
> truth is i haven’t talked to this said guy, or girl in 3 weeks. and i am still lost.
> 
> i’m just telling you what i know. :gotme:

You’re a spy!?

I feel betrayed.

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/70 "2006-08-01T20:33:56Z")

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im so fucking tired of this bs jesus christ.

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> [@Pass McGrass](#):
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> You should pretend to make friends with her current boyfriend. Sleep over his house a bunch of times and what-not. Make sure to hang out with him a bunch, maybe even go drifting around residential areas and shit. Get them to break up and then start banging her.

oh no you diiiiidnt.

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/71 "2006-08-01T20:36:21Z")

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yeah they just started dating recently.

honestly, nobody is in the right here with what was done.

but that’s neither here nor there.

just let it be done with.

and then tell her to shutup and ride it.

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**Author:** ![PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/psngrseatsr4boys/32/3078_2.png) [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PsngrSeatsR4Boys)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 10:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/72 "2006-08-01T22:07:17Z")

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no one is worth anything here. everyone cheats and we all know it. everyone lies. thats just the way it is.

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**Author:** ![manhagen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/manhagen/32/7336_2.png) [@manhagen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/manhagen)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 10:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/73 "2006-08-01T22:19:46Z")

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> [@Pass McGrass](#):
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> and how the hell is her myspace not posted on here yet? hold on, ill have it up pretty soon so you guys can email her.

i dont think that will be necessary.

at all

newman. walker. do that shit. hang the fuck out.  
newman. dont even bother with the situation. not worth it dude. everyone will figure everything out on their own, and you can save yourself some drama.  
and newman.

lord knows i couldve anylyzed this situation before anyone else thats posted on this thread for 3 pages.

we can leave it at that. go back about ehhhh 1 year ago. ring a bell?

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/74 "2006-08-01T22:43:54Z")

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i wish i got this much attention…jeez

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**Author:** ![manhagen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/manhagen/32/7336_2.png) [@manhagen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/manhagen)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/75 "2006-08-01T22:45:36Z")

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fuck attention.

attention=drama  
drama=bad news bears

i was just adding my .02

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**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/76 "2006-08-01T22:47:19Z")

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You can have this much attention.

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But that’s all. I’m saving myself for the new season of Laguna Beach.

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 12:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/77 "2006-08-02T00:49:06Z")

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> [@gotdubd](#):
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> i dont think that will be necessary.
> 
> at all

haha. as if.

i like said girl involved…id never do that

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 5:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/78 "2006-08-02T05:46:29Z")

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i dunno. i missed the part where i showed that i had any feelings… i just know i burned her once, and she thinks she is recovering from it with some other guy who’s ALREADY burned her again and she doesn’t even know it. I am not trying to get her back, that’s not in the cards… I’m not saying i’m not a shitty dude… noone should date me ever… I can’t be mad, or sad.

See, said girl is potentially throwing away moving to virginia and going to school for said douchebag…

> [@Denton](#):
>
> Brother Newmanz,  
> I enjoy your Fbody drama. I even enjoy your VW hate. I am a big fan of your biting wit and unappologetic honesty bordering on attenion whoring. This thread is ruining my image of you as an uncaring prick. It is almost as bad as the other “what do I do about this crazy bitch” threads. The fact that you pose it as a hypthetical makes you almost as bad as Dos. Honestly dude, quit sucking.
> 
> okay so on to it.

Lol. It was only posed as hypothetical because it was an interesting way to present it… I could post up the names and people, but the people who need to know, do know. see, i didn’t really post this thread for advice…

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**Author:** ![Haenszel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Haenszel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Haenszel)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/79 "2006-08-02T06:03:04Z")

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man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man o man

Its a sticky situation indeed. Try to stand up and walk away. Its hard as balls to do but hey, it seems to be workin for me.

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2006, 6:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/15318/80 "2006-08-02T06:36:03Z")

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> [@PsngrSeatsR4Boys](#):
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> no one is worth anything here. everyone cheats and we all know it. everyone lies. thats just the way it is.

its not everyone…its just you guys. Everything in this whole situation is fuckeddddd up. Its pretty much a cluster fuck of Jerry Springer shit.

if it was the way it _should_ be… newman would be with his ex of 4 years still, and you and pat would still be together, and laura and adam would still be together. and Newman and walker would be best friends still.

(except for me. i have no idea what is going on, and i’ll just enjoy having unprotected sex while im single)

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