# Hypothetically speaking

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 12, 2006, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345 "2006-09-12T12:16:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Thrills](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Suburban\_Thrills](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Suburban_Thrills)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/1 "2006-09-12T12:16:38Z")

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So say I was dating a girl for about 9 days, first chance I get I try cheating on her. She catches me on the first attempt while she was hanging out with a mutual friend.

Let’s just say I’m a balding attention whore, did I get owned?

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/2 "2006-09-12T12:17:23Z")

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weak sauce

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**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/3 "2006-09-12T12:17:26Z")

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newman is balding?

MORE DETAILS ON DRAMA PLZ!!!

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/4 "2006-09-12T12:20:19Z")

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Edit\_ In.

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**Author:** ![Smaefer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Smaefer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Smaefer)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/5 "2006-09-12T12:20:42Z")

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LOL\* This and now the suspension… Things are not looking good…

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/6 "2006-09-12T12:22:03Z")

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in for newman ownage

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/7 "2006-09-12T12:22:40Z")

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dude, do you have pics of the balding attentionwhore banging your gf?

i bet he does :lol:

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**Author:** ![double\_j](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/double_j/32/7380_2.png) [@double\_j](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/double_j)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/8 "2006-09-12T12:24:50Z")

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\<----- runs to kitchen to grab a snack while this turns into an 8 page thread.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/9 "2006-09-12T12:26:23Z")

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> [@Suburban Thrills](#):
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> So say I was dating a girl for about 9 days, first chance I get I try cheating on her. She catches me on the first attempt while she was hanging out with a mutual friend.
> 
> Let’s just say I’m a balding attention whore, did I get owned?

lol, i’m balding?

oh man, this is good.  
Just because i am hanging out with someone doesn’t mean i’m fucking them… It’s funny how people think that.

Good comeback thread tho. I laughed. But i probably won’t send you any threatening messages to your myspace account. 🤣 \<3

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**Author:** ![Smaefer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Smaefer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Smaefer)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/10 "2006-09-12T12:27:31Z")

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> [@double j](#):
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> \<----- runs to kitchen to grab a snack while this turns into an 8 page thread.

Take your time, he still has to find his toupee and get it on…

![http://www.abfab.co.uk/Thumbnails/S25012.jpg](http://www.abfab.co.uk/Thumbnails/S25012.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/11 "2006-09-12T12:29:10Z")

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**WEAK SAUCE ON BOTH ENDS**  
  
  
**Try again**

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/12 "2006-09-12T12:29:40Z")

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please please do NOT feed the attention whores

thanks you

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/13 "2006-09-12T12:31:09Z")

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So, hypothetically speaking, say i sack ride newman, worse than anyone, because he probably finger banged my girl, lets say, on a couch, at a place, lets hypothetically call “the ritz” and then he hypothetically blew a load on my face, i mean her face

whut do i doooz?

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**Author:** ![MiniSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minisrt4/32/7225_2.png) [@MiniSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MiniSRT4)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/14 "2006-09-12T12:32:10Z")

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holy large amount of people watching this… :lol:

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/15 "2006-09-12T12:32:28Z")

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oh man.

wtf.

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/16 "2006-09-12T12:32:52Z")

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omg teh cool kidz are readingz muh thread

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/17 "2006-09-12T12:33:12Z")

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> [@Locutus](#):
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> **WEAK SAUCE ON BOTH ENDS**  
>   
>   
> **Try again**

Shit. Ok.

UMMMM…

Hypothetically speaking. Let’s say i was ugly… really ugly… and pimply. No one likes the pimply kid, (in fact, my ex-GF’s mom could tell when i was hooking up with her again, because the oil on my face would cause her face to break out where my huge nose rubbed on her face) anyways, i was just wondering if i should end myself? (hypotetically speaking.)

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/18 "2006-09-12T12:35:28Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/19 "2006-09-12T12:38:42Z")

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i don’t like to speak hypothetically.

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2006, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hypothetically-speaking/17345/20 "2006-09-12T12:45:25Z")

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![http://www.behealthylifestyles.com/zitpop.jpg](http://www.behealthylifestyles.com/zitpop.jpg)

newman watch out he’s aiming at YOU

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