# I am a man **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 4, 2011, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861 "2011-02-04T11:37:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/1 "2011-02-04T11:37:01Z")
I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn! That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science. ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 11:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/2 "2011-02-04T11:37:42Z")
I killed a man with a trident! ---
**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/3 "2011-02-04T11:41:13Z")
You are a smelly pirate hooker. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/4 "2011-02-04T11:44:30Z")
DOROTHY MAIN-TOOTH IS A SAINT!!! ---
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 11:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/5 "2011-02-04T11:48:08Z")
Freek, where did you get a grenade from? ---
**Author:** ![Jimshorts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimshorts/32/5915_2.png) [@Jimshorts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimshorts)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 11:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/6 "2011-02-04T11:50:34Z")
Sex Panther by Odeon. This stuff is illegal in 9 countries. It’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good. They’ve done studies, you know. They say 60% of the time, it works every time. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 11:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/7 "2011-02-04T11:52:41Z")
I thought this thread was about this. [https://youtu.be/C42io-nmu6M](https://youtu.be/C42io-nmu6M) ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/8 "2011-02-04T11:56:14Z")
I love lamp ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/9 "2011-02-04T11:58:59Z")
Baxter you know I don’t speak spanish. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/10 "2011-02-04T12:02:06Z")
The motorcycle on the bridge. I hit him with a burrito. ---
**Author:** ![fiend540](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bcef8e/32.png) [@fiend540](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fiend540)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/11 "2011-02-04T12:12:43Z")
Milk was a bad choice ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/12 "2011-02-04T12:14:50Z")
I have many leather-bound books and my apartment spells of rich mahogany ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/13 "2011-02-04T12:15:47Z")
Scotch Scotch Scotch ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 12:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/14 "2011-02-04T12:16:47Z")
Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh… Ching… King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can’t do that he’s a live bear, he will literally rip your face off. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/15 "2011-02-04T12:18:52Z")
LOL I love the end of that one “no, you can’t do that…” o rly? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 12:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/16 "2011-02-04T12:18:58Z")
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet ---
**Author:** ![ProgRocker](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/progrocker/32/5434_2.png) [@ProgRocker](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ProgRocker)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/17 "2011-02-04T12:20:01Z")
How now brown cow ---
**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/18 "2011-02-04T12:26:23Z")
Brick, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder. I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/19 "2011-02-04T12:35:18Z")
> [@ProgRocker](#): > > How now brown cow Oddly enough I fucked up an Irish Red beer last year, but it came out really good except brown. We named it “How now Brown Cow” ---
**Author:** ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2011, 12:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861/20 "2011-02-04T12:41:06Z")
The human torch was denied. A bank loan. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-man/208861.md?page=2)