# I am a true ricer (or Polishing a turd) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 17, 2006, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908 "2006-10-17T06:12:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/1 "2006-10-17T06:12:32Z")
I was real bored without the internet… UNDER…um…BEDDYS? ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0985.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0985.jpg) Actually, that was kind of a joke… because i was trying to clean up my “shithole” (walter, 06)… Just bought some cheap stuff at target/walmart/homedepot… nothing baller… I really need some shit for the walls… ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0987.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0987.jpg) ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0984.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0984.jpg) ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0983.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0983.jpg) ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0982.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0982.jpg) Featured Item: Charles Bronson Poster ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0980.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0980.jpg) Everyone looks better in red light… ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0986.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0986.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Skurge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skurge/32/7285_2.png) [@Skurge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skurge)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/2 "2006-10-17T06:15:06Z")
you ricer 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/3 "2006-10-17T06:20:21Z")
get a better snowboard plz. I thought you were a baller. And if I had a bed, I’d put some neons under that shit too. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 6:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/4 "2006-10-17T06:22:13Z")
that Never Summer was the balls about 4 years ago… when i actually was into riding… now i just go a few times a year… EDIT: lots of STi love in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![STEALTTH](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stealtth/32/7582_2.png) [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 6:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/5 "2006-10-17T06:35:20Z")
what is that…a Penis stool? :lol: Neons and red liht FTW! :tup: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/6 "2006-10-17T06:39:12Z")
> [@STEALTTH](#): > > what is that…a Penis stool? :lol: > > Neons and red liht FTW! :tup: haha, it’s supposed to be a toadstool, but it’s been pretty heavily damaged… however, if you look REALLLLLY close, on my desk, on the top shelf alll the way over to the left (to the left of the speaker) there is a small 3" metal penis butane fueled lighter. ---
**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/7 "2006-10-17T06:40:17Z")
u shold buy some prints for the walls by yours truly ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/8 "2006-10-17T06:41:46Z")
> [@MicaH](#): > > u shold buy some prints for the walls by yours truly link me to some fitting ones then… because i do need some… keep with the color scheme… needs more green i think… ---
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/9 "2006-10-17T06:52:59Z")
Where’s the Jetski? X… P.S. I like the paint the desk to hide the drunk girl sharpie damage. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/10 "2006-10-17T06:53:54Z")
> [@Xander](#): > > Where’s the Jetski? > > X… > > P.S. I like the paint the desk to hide the drunk girl sharpie damage. 😃 Jet ski will need to go in my dad’s basement i think… ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/11 "2006-10-17T07:11:04Z")
> [@newman](#): > > EDIT: lots of STi love in this thread. yup ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/12 "2006-10-17T07:13:50Z")
clicker bindings…I always knew you were ghey. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/13 "2006-10-17T07:16:28Z")
> [@Jagermeister](#): > > clicker bindings…I always knew you were ghey. haha. i’ve had those since i was a junior in highschool. Holy shit… that’s so long ago… 98! ---
**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 7:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/14 "2006-10-17T07:46:12Z")
whoa. this turned out real fancy. you still need more sneakers for your shelf, instead of women’s shaving cream. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 7:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/15 "2006-10-17T07:49:29Z")
> [@Sc1chik](#): > > whoa. this turned out real fancy. you still need more sneakers for your shelf, instead of women’s shaving cream. :tup: it came free with a women’s coat from delia’s. ---
**Author:** ![LAFENGAS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lafengas/32/7573_2.png) [@LAFENGAS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LAFENGAS)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 7:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/16 "2006-10-17T07:56:51Z")
OMG was that the mushroom stool that sat roadside for the garbage at Chino’s house? ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 8:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/17 "2006-10-17T08:05:12Z")
> [@LAFENGAS](#): > > OMG was that the mushroom stool that sat roadside for the garbage at Chino’s house? haha, no. It was my uncle’s… then my brother’s… now, it is mine. There is a BBQ sauce stain on it, but it’s too manly to remove. ---
**Author:** ![Mrs\_Karus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mrs_karus/32/7426_2.png) [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/18 "2006-10-17T08:08:33Z")
a bookcase for your shoes…good idea… i cant find a shoe rack to fit all of mine. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 8:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/19 "2006-10-17T08:14:37Z")
this is a before, if anyone cares ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0963.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0963.jpg) ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0964.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/DSCF0964.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 8:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/20 "2006-10-17T08:16:29Z")
dude. Go to Ikea in canadiaia for cheap crap that doesnt look horrible [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908.md?page=2)