# I am a true ricer (or Polishing a turd)

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 17, 2006, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908 "2006-10-17T06:12:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/41 "2006-10-18T08:42:45Z")

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> [@nitroinsane](#):
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> that lamp i had and it started on fire

good to know, Yoda.

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 8:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/42 "2006-10-18T08:45:28Z")

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oh the ritz is so fly now.

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**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 10:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/43 "2006-10-18T10:00:53Z")

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Newman, gotta be honest here, it looks like a dorm room. You are still straight… this proves it nothing more nothing less. 😛

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/44 "2006-10-18T10:27:32Z")

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yeah, any room decorated from ikea will have a “cheap dormroom look”

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**Author:** ![JoesTypeS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joestypes/32/7190_2.png) [@JoesTypeS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JoesTypeS)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/45 "2006-10-18T12:58:28Z")

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any bedroom that features a computer & desk will look like a dorm room

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/46 "2006-10-18T13:05:01Z")

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> [@JoesTypeS](#):
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> any bedroom that features a computer & desk will look like a dorm room

yeah… that’s probably what it is, huh? well… if you lived with the people i lived with, you wouldn’t want your computer anywhere else…

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**Author:** ![micah](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/micah/32/7257_2.png) [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/47 "2006-10-18T14:17:20Z")

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so whats good with prints homie?

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 2:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/48 "2006-10-18T14:42:00Z")

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Edited\_I don’t read.

I like the flat black trims. hmmm

Ikea :tup:

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**Author:** ![krunklestilskin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6a8cbe/32.png) [@krunklestilskin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/krunklestilskin)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/49 "2006-10-18T14:45:43Z")

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i cant believe that the water leak is still there. I liked it better when it was shrews room.

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/50 "2006-10-18T14:45:46Z")

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the shaving cream was already discussed.

> [@newman](#):
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> it came free with a women’s coat from delia’s.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/51 "2006-10-19T05:59:08Z")

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> [@krunklestilskin](#):
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> i cant believe that the water leak is still there. I liked it better when it was shrews room.

that’s the same room i’ve always been in… my roof started leaking a few months ago but they more or less fixed it. I’m going to do something about that grossness…

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/52 "2006-11-03T15:08:54Z")

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waiting for paint to dry:

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/redsquare.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/redsquare.jpg)

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/stripes.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/stripes.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 3:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/53 "2006-11-03T15:11:04Z")

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KING OF THE STREETS

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/54 "2006-11-03T18:44:56Z")

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goodwill chair

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/room1.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/room1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Sc1chik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sc1chik/32/7243_2.png) [@Sc1chik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sc1chik)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/55 "2006-11-03T19:44:20Z")

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real fly…i need to go to the ritz more often…looks way better w/o the blue tape on it still

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**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/56 "2006-11-04T08:21:19Z")

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I’ve heard this room is so fly, that womens clothing explodes off of them.

Its science…

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**Author:** ![\_nails](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/58956e/32.png) [@\_nails](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_nails)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2006, 8:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/57 "2006-11-04T08:38:16Z")

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> [@Mrs. Karus](#):
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> a bookcase for your shoes…good idea…
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> i cant find a shoe rack to fit all of mine.

Me either.

I have one of those hanging clear vinyl shelves in my closet that I put my favorites in and then the rest go under and around my bed. I like the bookshelf idea.

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 5:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/58 "2006-11-06T05:38:36Z")

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a recent bout of artfaggyness:

(for those curious, that’s a picture of a kid hugging some hotdogs with a huge smile… it seemed appropriate… because i love weiners and meat)

![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/frames.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/frames.jpg)

 ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/framesup.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/ctnewman2/framesup.jpg)

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**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 6:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/59 "2006-11-06T06:11:26Z")

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dude, your dorm room rox

where are teh blacklights and fog machine

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**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 6:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/60 "2006-11-06T06:20:29Z")

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> [@zwarbyt](#):
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> dude, your dorm room rox
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> where are teh blacklights and fog machine

in the mail… i also have a blacklight sensitive marijuanna/8 ball/snake poster coming too.

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