# I am a true ricer (or Polishing a turd) **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 17, 2006, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908 "2006-10-17T06:12:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/61 "2006-11-06T06:25:45Z")
newman, you should get that chalkboard paint. You paint it on then it has the texture of a chalk board and you can have your crazy drunk bitches write all over that instead of your desk. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/62 "2006-11-06T06:28:15Z")
> [@02CelicaGt](#): > > newman, you should get that chalkboard paint. You paint it on then it has the texture of a chalk board and you can have your crazy drunk bitches write all over that instead of your desk. 🙂 haha. i’m so done with crazy broads… or broads in general. DUDES FTW. \<3 ---
**Author:** ![Jagermeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jagermeister](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jagermeister)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/63 "2006-11-06T07:05:41Z")
Clearly, you have been watching too much HGTV. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/64 "2006-11-06T07:10:17Z")
> [@Jagermeister](#): > > Clearly, you have been watching too much HGTV. haha, i almost never watch tv, but i did catch an episode of “extreme makeover: home edition” and it really set off the “gay interior designer” in me. But if i was actually gay, i would have done a much sweeter job. ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 8:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/65 "2006-11-06T08:57:25Z")
> [@newman](#): > > haha, i almost never watch tv, but i did catch an episode of “extreme makeover: home edition” and it really set off the “gay interior designer” in me. But if i was actually gay, i would have done a much sweeter job. The 4 of us were seriously sitting around watching extreme makeover: home edition. And then we knitted potholders for the kitchen. ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 8:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/66 "2006-11-06T08:59:22Z")
> [@EvilJay](#): > > The 4 of us were seriously sitting around watching extreme makeover: home edition. > > And then we knitted potholders for the kitchen. shut up! ---
**Author:** ![EvilJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a5b964/32.png) [@EvilJay](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/EvilJay)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 9:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/67 "2006-11-06T09:01:18Z")
> [@94wvwglxvr6](#): > > shut up! Sorry, we knitted potholders for the kitchen and Jam’s was the best. Quit bitching. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908.md?page=3)