# I am a true ricer (or Polishing a turd)

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**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 17, 2006, 6:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908 "2006-10-17T06:12:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![ShiftDead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shiftdead/32/7508_2.png) [@ShiftDead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShiftDead)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2006, 6:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-a-true-ricer-or-polishing-a-turd/18908/61 "2006-11-06T06:25:45Z")

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newman, you should get that chalkboard paint. You paint it on then it has the texture of a chalk board and you can have your crazy drunk bitches write all over that instead of your desk. 🙂

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