# I am converting

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-converting/183985
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 3, 2006, 12:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-converting/183985 "2006-08-03T00:39:47Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author: ![grandamld9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/48db29/32.png) [@grandamld9](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/grandamld9)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2006, 12:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-converting/183985/1 "2006-08-03T00:39:47Z")

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> **[Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster](https://www.venganza.org/)**
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> With millions of devout worshippers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

:doh:

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### Author: ![burnyd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/burnyd/32/6020_2.png) [@burnyd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/burnyd)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-converting/183985/2 "2006-08-03T02:23:21Z")

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why did I just waste my time reading that

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### Author: ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-converting/183985/3 "2006-08-03T02:26:58Z")

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because you really have no life at all, aren’t you supposed to be touching yourself by now?

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### Author: ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2006, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-converting/183985/4 "2006-08-03T05:53:59Z")

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makes just as much sense than the current religons people now believe in.

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### Author: ![imported\_gearhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/imported_gearhead/32/5957_2.png) [@imported\_gearhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_gearhead)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2006, 8:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-converting/183985/5 "2006-08-03T08:27:19Z")

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ok, ha ha someone made up a fake religion… but doing this to your kid:

![http://www.venganza.org/images/12_10/vacation/a_DSC06397.jpg](http://www.venganza.org/images/12_10/vacation/a_DSC06397.jpg)

I’d like to point blank both the parents with a pair of .45’s

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### Author: ![77rednecktruck](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/77rednecktruck/32/5966_2.png) [@77rednecktruck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/77rednecktruck)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2006, 9:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-converting/183985/6 "2006-08-03T09:54:51Z")

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but it’s OK to take them to church every week and brainwash them with another fictional story?