# I am Goin To Prison

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [November 14, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562 "2005-11-14T14:48:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1

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### Author: ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/1 "2005-11-14T14:48:45Z")

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yup…My company does Engineering work for Dept of Corrections…so i get to go to Albion Womans Correctional Facility to survey their plumbing…LOL…wish me luck with the crazy ass bitches

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### Author: ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 2:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/2 "2005-11-14T14:50:42Z")

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maby youll get some sweet prison sex lol.

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### Author: ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 2:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/3 "2005-11-14T14:59:36Z")

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Conjugal visit sex is hot

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### Author: ![98SS10](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/98ss10/32/7288_2.png) [@98SS10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/98SS10)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/4 "2005-11-14T15:00:22Z")

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OOH hot girl on girl! bring a camera!

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### Author: ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 3:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/5 "2005-11-14T15:01:39Z")

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we cant take pictures of inmates or we can have a lawsuit on our hands…and the guard holds the camera until we need to take a pic

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### Author: ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/6 "2005-11-14T15:04:31Z")

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dudn’t you hear him he’s going to “lay some pipe” after he “survey’s their plumbing”

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### Author: ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/7 "2005-11-14T15:09:49Z")

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> [@sprfreek](#):
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> dudn’t you hear him he’s going to “lay some pipe” after he “survey’s their plumbing”

lol

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### Author: ![skatanic28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@skatanic28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/skatanic28)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 3:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/8 "2005-11-14T15:23:08Z")

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what company are you with?  
we’re working on the cape vincent correctional facility at the moment.

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### Author: ![slowtalon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/slowtalon/32/7205_2.png) [@slowtalon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/slowtalon)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/9 "2005-11-14T15:24:40Z")

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My boss did a job in there and he said the girls are nuts and will start flashing and fingering themselves when soeone besides a guard is there, thats why you cant have your camera.

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### Author: ![\_Karu](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/_karu/32/7602_2.png) [@\_Karu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_Karu)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/10 "2005-11-14T15:46:08Z")

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got ur cell phone?

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### Author: ![Firehawk853](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/firehawk853/32/7607_2.png) [@Firehawk853](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Firehawk853)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/11 "2005-11-14T15:54:47Z")

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^:lol:

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### Author: ![MonteCarloChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@MonteCarloChick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MonteCarloChick)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/12 "2005-11-14T16:13:20Z")

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Bring them vibrators with files in them.

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### Author: ![Juan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/13 "2005-11-14T16:22:31Z")

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oh man you are getting laid

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### Author: ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/14 "2005-11-14T16:29:07Z")

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> [@slowtalon](#):
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> My boss did a job in there and he said the girls are nuts and will start flashing and fingering themselves when soeone besides a guard is there, thats why you cant have your camera.

are you being serious???

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### Author: ![SubaruDan](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/subarudan/32/7195_2.png) [@SubaruDan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SubaruDan)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/15 "2005-11-14T16:52:39Z")

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I got to go to prison too for my work. I work for an environmental firm, and I went to Green Haven Correctional Facility to do drinking water sampling to make sure the water was safe to drink. They told me before I went there, that it was very important that I don’t wear green, cuz thats the inmate color.

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### Author: ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/16 "2005-11-14T17:05:18Z")

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u gotta dress rly hawt for them to fuck with their heads

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### Author: ![91MR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/91mr2/32/7217_2.png) [@91MR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91MR2)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/17 "2005-11-14T17:53:50Z")

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Chris, all your wildest dreams are about to come true. Pick a fattie and go to town…

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### Author: ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/18 "2005-11-14T19:01:16Z")

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> [@SubaruDan](#):
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> I got to go to prison too for my work. I work for an environmental firm, and I went to Green Haven Correctional Facility to do drinking water sampling to make sure the water was safe to drink. They told me before I went there, that it was very important that I don’t wear green, cuz thats the inmate color.

we are doing work in Green Haven too…

the only thing we are allowed to bring in is our pens/pencils and our floor plans…they may not even let us take the camera in…no cell phone no anything…i cant even wear green cause thats the inmates color…its gonna be so wierd…i will also prolly after christmas be going to Attica Correctional too…but i also get to goto Universites and look at piping in the dorms too…and high schools…for Newman…

i work for M/E Engineering whoever asked

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### Author: ![SubaruDan](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/subarudan/32/7195_2.png) [@SubaruDan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SubaruDan)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/19 "2005-11-14T19:06:59Z")

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the guy I went around Green Haven with, his name was ETHAN ALLEN…

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### Author: ![MaximaSE98](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/maximase98/32/7600_2.png) [@MaximaSE98](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MaximaSE98)
#### Post date: [November 14, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-goin-to-prison/4562/20 "2005-11-14T19:15:26Z")

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awesome

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