# I am in no way saying cops are dumb

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 26, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943 "2009-01-26T14:01:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/1 "2009-01-26T14:01:26Z")

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But cops in Chicago are FUCKING DUMB!

> **[Boy pleads innocent to impersonating officer](http://www.nbcnews.com/id/28861227/?GT1=43001)**
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> A 14-year-old boy accused of impersonating a police officer and going on patrol has pleaded not guilty.

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 2:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/2 "2009-01-26T14:02:40Z")

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lol.

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**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 2:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/3 "2009-01-26T14:04:34Z")

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:spank: I have offically would not feel safe with them protecting me at nite. 14? Seriously what is this kid 6ft 230lbs? Did he not have the squeaky voice? Cmon how the hell does that happen…

Dont punish the kid for their stupidity

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/4 "2009-01-26T14:06:13Z")

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That kid is simply awesome. lol

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/5 "2009-01-26T14:09:52Z")

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WOW…it took them 5 hrs to discover he wasn’t a cop. Holy shit. This is why I fully support the right to carry a firearm lmao.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/6 "2009-01-26T14:10:16Z")

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:lol:

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**Author:** ![Moruitelda](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/moruitelda/32/5348_2.png) [@Moruitelda](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Moruitelda)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 2:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/7 "2009-01-26T14:11:55Z")

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5’3", muscular, and “mature-looking.”

Apparently this isn’t the first time this has happened with him this year.

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 2:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/8 "2009-01-26T14:14:45Z")

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that kid should be promoted to detective.

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**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 2:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/9 "2009-01-26T14:29:36Z")

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> [@theblue](#):
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> that kid should be promoted to detective.

:lol: would have been better if they put him on the bomb squad…

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**Author:** ![Spam16v](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/spam16v/32/5287_2.png) [@Spam16v](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Spam16v)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/10 "2009-01-26T15:25:37Z")

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might be more qualified than some of them…

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/11 "2009-01-26T15:28:58Z")

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> [@pdubya](#):
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> :spank: I have offically would not feel safe with them protecting me at nite.

I would officially not feel safe with you trying to speak english.

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**Author:** ![StrokedZ28](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/strokedz28/32/7592_2.png) [@StrokedZ28](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StrokedZ28)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/12 "2009-01-26T16:16:23Z")

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If half my students had that much enthusiasm for what they wanted to be when they grew up I’d be a happier teacher.

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**Author:** ![Violator](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/violator/32/7278_2.png) [@Violator](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Violator)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 7:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/13 "2009-01-26T19:58:16Z")

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give that kid a job

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/14 "2009-01-26T20:07:04Z")

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life ambition being a cop?

plead insanity

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**Author:** ![boostedhatch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boostedhatch/32/5327_2.png) [@boostedhatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boostedhatch)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/15 "2009-01-26T20:13:10Z")

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poses a danger to himself?

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**Author:** ![airhead](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/airhead/32/7471_2.png) [@airhead](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/airhead)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/16 "2009-01-26T20:13:49Z")

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OMG thats fuckling hilarious!

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**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/17 "2009-01-26T20:18:46Z")

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And… the kid is being charged???

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**Author:** ![kenmxz13](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kenmxz13/32/5288_2.png) [@kenmxz13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kenmxz13)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/18 "2009-01-26T20:43:41Z")

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“He partnered with another officer for about five hours before the ruse was discovered.”

Seriously?

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**Author:** ![JayS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jays/32/15375_2.png) [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/19 "2009-01-26T21:01:49Z")

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> [@kenmxz13](#):
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> “He partnered with another officer for about five hours before the ruse was discovered.”
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> Seriously?

That officer should be fired. If it took him 5 hours to figure out something was wrong he will never solve a single crime in his career.

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**Author:** ![yamba6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yamba6/32/5161_2.png) [@yamba6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/yamba6)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2009, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-in-no-way-saying-cops-are-dumb/61943/20 "2009-01-27T05:42:26Z")

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ahaha police work at its finest! 5 hours on the job and you didn’t realize after the first 10 squeks from the kids voice due to his balls not completely dropping, that he was not really a police man.

i would love to know what the kids partners excuse was to this. uhhh…uhhh…I didnt know.

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