# I am oh-so-glad to be leaving the Altima "tuning" scene **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Automotive\ **Created:** [February 1, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769 "2009-02-01T23:54:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 11:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/1 "2009-02-01T23:54:05Z")
Look at this bullshit šŸ¤£rofl [http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/2002-2006-nissan-altima-discussion-2-5-3-5/283053-my-first-car.html](http://www.nissanclub.com/forums/2002-2006-nissan-altima-discussion-2-5-3-5/283053-my-first-car.html) > Hey, whatā€™s up, I just recently bough an Altima, wich happened to be my first car. I was looking for a forum site where Altimas owner post, and found this one. **I really like the Altima because they look so damn attractive when theyā€™re hooked up. I wanted to get advices and hints on how to hook up, and find good parts for it.** I bought a stick shift version, because I like it better. The year is 03. Ca n someone tell me the pros and cons about Altimas. Iā€™ve given up on lecturing people over there. :facepalm:facepalm:facepalm:haha\_1: Check out this guyā€™s first post on [M3F.net](http://M3F.net) [http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=249004](http://www.m3forum.net/m3forum/showthread.php?t=249004) A little better, wouldnā€™t ya say? :up šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 11:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/2 "2009-02-01T23:57:54Z")
:rofl show him the R8 lookalike i bet heā€™ll ![http://smiliesftw.com/x/eek5jerk.gif](http://smiliesftw.com/x/eek5jerk.gif) ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/3 "2009-02-01T23:59:54Z")
hahahah not worth my time, youā€™re right, we already know his reaction to it šŸ˜® :rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/4 "2009-02-02T04:44:13Z")
Iā€™m laughing at you, not with you. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 5:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/5 "2009-02-02T05:29:17Z")
1. UUC does NOT make a good product, F them. Hard. Twice. 2. M3F is the second biggest collection of BMW buttclowns on the web behind E46 Fanatics. 3. Buy a damn BMW already. ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 6:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/6 "2009-02-02T06:01:16Z")
somebody said ā€œnice carā€ WAT? ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/7 "2009-02-02T07:31:47Z")
> [@WTB: fender for 88-91 civic hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-fender-for-88-91-civic-hatch/13347/2): > > 1. UUC does NOT make a good product, F them. Hard. Twice. > > 2. M3F is the second biggest collection of BMW buttclowns on the web behind E46 Fanatics. > > 3. Buy a damn BMW already. eww donā€™t buy a BMW. BMW drivers smell. Buy a Lexus ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 7:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/8 "2009-02-02T07:36:12Z")
> [@6/16 FnF:Tokyo Drift](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/6-16-fnf-tokyo-drift/10576/128): > > eww donā€™t buy a BMW. > > BMW drivers smell. Buy a Lexus :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 9:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/9 "2009-02-02T09:22:44Z")
Kramer, donā€™t lie, that guyā€™s your boy. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 9:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/10 "2009-02-02T09:33:45Z")
Cossey I hate you and your RUF porsche and your stupid sigā€¦ And I am NOT jealous pause not. ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 9:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/11 "2009-02-02T09:51:37Z")
> [@99FRC"](#): > > Cossey I hate you and your RUF porsche and your stupid sigā€¦ > > And I am NOT jealous pause not. All I could think about was some grown man snuffling and shaking his head while saying that lol. ---
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/12 "2009-02-02T14:24:37Z")
> [@99FRC"](#): > > Cossey I hate you and your RUF porsche and your stupid sigā€¦ > > And I am NOT jealous pause not. Youā€™re running a multi-million dollar business though- why not just go out and buy one? Sounds like you can afford itā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/13 "2009-02-02T15:30:52Z")
> [@beard or no beard?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beard-or-no-beard/13437/18): > > Iā€™m laughing at you, not with you. You talking about me or the JDM Altima driver? lol > [@WTB: fender for 88-91 civic hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-fender-for-88-91-civic-hatch/13347/2): > > 1. UUC does NOT make a good product, F them. Hard. Twice. > > 2. M3F is the second biggest collection of BMW buttclowns on the web behind E46 Fanatics. > > 3. Buy a damn BMW already. 1- Iā€™m not advocating their products, Iā€™m just saying thats a hell of a lot better of a first post than Mr. JDM Altima 2- The e36 guys donā€™t seem too bad, the e46 forumz are pretty pathetic though 3- Iā€™m working on it ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/14 "2009-02-02T16:54:41Z")
> [@happy bday joe (nitrosinsane)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/happy-bday-joe-nitrosinsane/13455/17): > > 2- The e36 guys donā€™t seem too bad, the e46 forumz are pretty pathetic though Stick around too long and youā€™ll be buying faggy headlights and fake CF euro knockoff parts like Benny. :shifty ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/15 "2009-02-02T17:01:16Z")
Were you ever in the Altima ā€œtuningā€ scene, I mean come on, you drive the Altima 4 door sedan. Should of at least got the coupe with the V6, and Stillen accessories. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/16 "2009-02-02T17:07:41Z")
Iā€™ve never seen anyone diss a car for this long and still continue to own/drive it? It normally starts the day after a sale. At least you are honest Ryan! ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/17 "2009-02-02T17:23:05Z")
> [@Tallest Woman In the World!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tallest-woman-in-the-world/13466/2): > > Were you ever in the Altima ā€œtuningā€ scene, I mean come on, you drive the Altima 4 door sedan. Should of at least got the coupe with the V6, and Stillen accessories. The ā€œtuningā€ was in quotes because there is no tuning scene. :rofl Bolt-ons, reflash, gay bodykits and ULTRA budget coilovers is all the aftermarket has ever produced for us, and all they ever will. Why would a company invest in legitimate suspension and engine components when there are assclowns like the guy I linked to in the OP who are just looking to ā€œhook upā€ their cars? :facepalm:facepalm:facepalm And how is a coupe any better than my car? Theyā€™re the same speed in a straight line and in corners, about 100lbs heavier (I think) and, I think, donā€™t look as good. Itā€™s the same motor, just a different chassis with a marginally better interior. Iā€™ll take an 05-06 SER 6MT over an 08+ coupe any day, the coupe is even girlier than my car lol. > [@Tallest Woman In the World!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tallest-woman-in-the-world/13466/4): > > Iā€™ve never seen anyone diss a car for this long and still continue to own/drive it? It normally starts the day after a sale. At least you are honest Ryan! I love the car, itā€™s just for $504/month and the limited capabilities of it itā€™s not the car for me right now. Iā€™d have no problem buying this exact car off the next owner 6-8 years from now when Iā€™m steadily in a career :up ---
**Author:** ![DaedHead8](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daedhead8/32/6427_2.png) [@DaedHead8](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DaedHead8)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/18 "2009-02-02T17:40:29Z")
> [@6/16 FnF:Tokyo Drift](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/6-16-fnf-tokyo-drift/10576/128): > > BMW drivers smell. Buy a Lexus My stink or anybody elses is a terrible reason to buy a lexus. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/19 "2009-02-02T18:09:19Z")
> [@Angry drunk friend...what to do?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/angry-drunk-friend-what-to-do/13441/19): > > The ā€œtuningā€ was in quotes because there is no tuning scene. :rofl Bolt-ons, reflash, gay bodykits and ULTRA budget coilovers is all the aftermarket has ever produced for us, and all they ever will. Why would a company invest in legitimate suspension and engine components when there are assclowns like the guy I linked to in the OP who are just looking to ā€œhook upā€ their cars? :facepalm:facepalm:facepalm > > And how is a coupe any better than my car? Theyā€™re the same speed in a straight line and in corners, about 100lbs heavier (I think) and, I think, donā€™t look as good. Itā€™s the same motor, just a different chassis with a marginally better interior. Iā€™ll take an 05-06 SER 6MT over an 08+ coupe any day, the coupe is even girlier than my car lol. > > I love the car, itā€™s just for $504/month and the limited capabilities of it itā€™s not the car for me right now. Iā€™d have no problem buying this exact car off the next owner 6-8 years from now when Iā€™m steadily in a career :up This is my friends car, IMO it looks and rides good. 2008 Nissan Altima Coupe 3.5SEā€¦ Stillen Fascia/Rockers/Wing 50/35 Solar Gard Tint Eibach Springs RacingLine Front/Rear Endlinks Stillen Rear Sway Bar Nismo Cat-Back Exhaust 19" Moda MD2 + Goodyear Eagle F1 245/35 Tell me the 4-door looks better. :bh: Plus he isnā€™t a mad JDM-yo ā€œtunerā€ :rofl ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769/20 "2009-02-02T18:11:38Z")
besides the dumpy wheels and MIA front bumper grill, that actually looks pretty sick! [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-oh-so-glad-to-be-leaving-the-altima-tuning-scene/241769.md?page=2)