# I AM teh DARKSTAR

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 29, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287 "2006-09-29T15:24:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![newchic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newchic/32/5989_2.png) [@newchic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newchic)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/21 "2006-09-29T16:40:01Z")

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> [@NYSPEED UPGRADE COMMENTS, PROBLEMS AND SUGGESTIONS POST HERE ONLY!!!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/nyspeed-upgrade-comments-problems-and-suggestions-post-here-only/24454/166):
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> dont listen to these little pansy faggots. A joke is a fucking joke, and anyone that cant handle someone on an internet forum poking fun at their mom in an obviously over the top comedic reference really needs to think about getting a life.

In all seriousness… no one should be cracking any jokes about ones parents or loved ones. You have no clue what wounds you are opening up. You need to grow up a bit.

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 4:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/22 "2006-09-29T16:43:29Z")

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> [@What are you listening to RIGHT NOW? Pt. NYSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-are-you-listening-to-right-now-pt-nyspeed/183/720):
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> In all seriousness… no one should be cracking any jokes about ones parents or loved ones. You have no clue what wounds you are opening up. You need to grow up a bit.

thanks for the tip. I’ll take it under advisement… :ugh2:

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/23 "2006-09-29T16:46:39Z")

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hey first bass, I just wanted to let you know that last night I anally raped your grandmother, ran the train on your mother with the Harlem Globetrotters, violated your little sister with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, donkey punched your aunt into unconsciousness, and beat your female dog with a shoe as I forced it to lick shards of glass from my shit covered taint.

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**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/24 "2006-09-29T16:48:06Z")

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which sister?

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/25 "2006-09-29T16:48:40Z")

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> [@So you like peanut butter do you?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-you-like-peanut-butter-do-you/24588/61):
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> which sister?

the youngest one, of course.

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**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/26 "2006-09-29T16:49:33Z")

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oh no… flyinglow57’s mom is a giant slut she fucks big hispanic dildo’s while watching greys annatomy.

ahh shit… bann this mother fucker

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**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/27 "2006-09-29T16:51:35Z")

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> [@WTB: PSP system](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-psp-system/24624/3):
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> the youngest one, of course.

well thats just wrong you know shes partially retardid.

But then again thats the only pussy you’ll chase. :kekegay:

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**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 4:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/28 "2006-09-29T16:58:53Z")

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> [@What would you do with a free 30k?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-you-do-with-a-free-30k/24617/65):
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> oh no… flyinglow57’s mom is a giant slut she fucks big hispanic dildo’s while watching greys annatomy.
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> ahh shit… bann this mother fucker

omg you said something about your OWN mother! you should be put on double secret probation, and then SUPERULTRA PERMA BANNED!!!111one

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**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/29 "2006-09-29T17:11:06Z")

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> [@What would you do with a free 30k?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-you-do-with-a-free-30k/24617/65):
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> oh no… flyinglow57’s mom is a giant slut she fucks big hispanic dildo’s while watching greys annatomy.
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> ahh shit… bann this mother fucker

wow, mac anything else youd like to share with the group?

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**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/30 "2006-09-29T17:16:29Z")

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> [@i think im in love.......](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-think-im-in-love/24649/9):
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> wow, mac anything else youd like to share with the group?

well besides the fact that my parents are now in germany right now. picking up there little dukas female. mmm german puune tang.

they are gonna bring her back to the US and make her their love slave. and give them the shocker 3 times a night m,w,f and 2 times t,th,s,sunday.

ahh what a wonderful family i have

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**Author:** ![1320](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1320/32/5949_2.png) [@1320](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1320)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/31 "2006-09-29T17:34:51Z")

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> [@BBQ MEET 2/16/07](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bbq-meet-2-16-07/24651/17):
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> so you are gay, and when confronted you become very agravateted, the evidence contained within your previous post makes this point very clear.

Poor spelling takes away so much from an e-fight attack. It makes me so “agravateted”!

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/32 "2006-09-29T18:39:56Z")

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> [@Wii bowling high games?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wii-bowling-high-games/24646/21):
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> 🤣
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> like I’m gonna get permabanned for a mom joke. 🤣
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> that would be your ultimate wet dream, wouldn’t it? If my posts bother you so much, use the ignore feature. Or even better, do the gene pool a favor and suck on the business end of a 12 gauge.
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> .

u could & the last part should be a ban,im letting it go this time,but not next & u make a joke about my mommy bye bye to u,just teach fish-ass how to e-fight!

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/33 "2006-09-29T18:41:12Z")

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> [@What are you listening to RIGHT NOW? Pt. NYSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-are-you-listening-to-right-now-pt-nyspeed/183/720):
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> In all seriousness… no one should be cracking any jokes about ones parents or loved ones. You have no clue what wounds you are opening up. You need to grow up a bit.

correct

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**Author:** ![nitrousjunkie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nitrousjunkie/32/6030_2.png) [@nitrousjunkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitrousjunkie)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2006, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/34 "2006-09-29T19:53:15Z")

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fish-ass is practicing hes on here everday talking about sticking it in someones anal-canal

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**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/35 "2006-09-30T05:21:43Z")

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> [@FS: EK Civic Megan lower control arms](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-ek-civic-megan-lower-control-arms/24585/10):
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> run you mouth as much as you want. fact is you dont do it in person. sorry but what you do in life doesnt matter or what you think.

pot kettel black…

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/36 "2006-09-30T06:52:18Z")

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> [@Which Head Unit Brand Do You Prefer?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-head-unit-brand-do-you-prefer/24058/26):
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> pot kettel black…

sorry dude, but ill say same in person as net

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**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 7:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/37 "2006-09-30T07:25:19Z")

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> [@BBQ MEET 2/16/07](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/bbq-meet-2-16-07/24651/30):
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> sorry dude, but ill say same in person as net

:hsugh:

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**Author:** ![Quik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/quik/32/5979_2.png) [@Quik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Quik)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/38 "2006-09-30T07:31:11Z")

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[quote=“HaNnIBaL64,post:71,topic:24617"”]

:hsugh:

[/quote]

hook nose

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**Author:** ![F-B-A](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/f-b-a/32/6022_2.png) [@F-B-A](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/F-B-A)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/39 "2006-09-30T07:32:19Z")

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> [@Samsara \> 02CelicaGT](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/samsara-02celicagt/24591/11):
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> Poor spelling takes away so much from an e-fight attack. It makes me so “agravateted”!

Well Personal hygin is more important to me than spelling, and as far as i can smell in this 240, “You Stink”

> [@What would you do with a free 30k?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-would-you-do-with-a-free-30k/24617/66):
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> well besides the fact that my parents are now in germany right now. picking up there little dukas female. mmm german puune tang.
> 
> they are gonna bring her back to the US and make her their love slave. and give them the shocker 3 times a night m,w,f and 2 times t,th,s,sunday.
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> ahh what a wonderful family i have

You have the most unusuall way of e-fighting…

> [@pewterss"](#):
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> u could & the last part should be a ban,im letting it go this time,but not next & u make a joke about my mommy bye bye to u,just teach fish-ass how to e-fight!

Im glad you can make an exception for me to get ripped apart, but my question to you is…

a. You do this cause you want my anal ring, and know you cant have it? or

b. misery loves company?

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**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2006, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-teh-darkstar/185287/40 "2006-09-30T07:42:13Z")

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c.u need to learn e-fighting skillz.game over

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