# i am the king of stupid
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [September 1, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963 "2005-09-01T12:33:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/1 "2005-09-01T12:33:00Z")
timmy hoes drive thru this morning i handed the guy 10.35 not 1.35 for my coffee… and drove away.
i just noticed when i opened my wallet to buy a pepsi
:bloated:
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### Author:  [@kingsario](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kingsario)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/2 "2005-09-01T12:34:20Z")
ROFLMAO YOU STUPID FAWK!
i STILL ❤ U, 🙂
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### Author:  [@Nikuk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nikuk)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/3 "2005-09-01T12:37:27Z")
:tdown:
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### Author:  [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/4 "2005-09-01T12:37:34Z")
dude, you gave him a 600% tip? LOL Nice!
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### Author:  [@Diesel](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Diesel)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 12:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/5 "2005-09-01T12:40:54Z")
Guess you were in a hurry? :gotme:
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### Author:  [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/6 "2005-09-01T12:44:26Z")
hehehe go back tomorrow morning saying that you prepaid for next week.
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### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 12:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/7 "2005-09-01T12:52:01Z")
> [@Diesel](#):
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> Guess you were in a hurry? :gotme:
not really (im never in a hurry to get to work). i just didnt start drinking coffee yet, so i was a little “slow”.
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### Author:  [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/8 "2005-09-01T12:53:15Z")
And people complain about Starbucks prices…
thats like a week in gas for you… wasted.
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### Author:  [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/9 "2005-09-01T12:59:57Z")
I did that at dunkin doughnuts once…I actually went back like a dumbass, of course they didnt remember.
-Cheater-
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/10 "2005-09-01T13:07:51Z")
hell no they arent gonna remember … selective memory \> you
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### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/11 "2005-09-01T13:10:35Z")
i just wont drink coffee for 8 days
oh well
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### Author:  [@9ONA3OOZX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/9ONA3OOZX)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 1:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/12 "2005-09-01T13:10:58Z")
its ok, ballers that work at subway can afford to toss around bills here and there like it aint no thang, right?
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### Author:  [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/13 "2005-09-01T13:14:06Z")
he was probably wondering why you were in a civic and not a bentley
EDIT - 🤣 I just laughed that the rest was “exact change”
HAHAHAH
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### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/14 "2005-09-01T13:17:24Z")
> [@90NA300ZX](#):
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> its ok, ballers that work at subway can afford to toss around bills here and there like it aint no thang, right?
who works at subway?
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### Author:  [@duck](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/duck)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/15 "2005-09-01T13:20:51Z")
it’s a simple mistake but it still made me LOL
sux tho
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### Author:  [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/16 "2005-09-01T13:21:48Z")
dude… you drive that red civic… you work at subway and will hook everyone up with mad discounts.
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### Author:  [@jay\_g](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jay_g)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/17 "2005-09-01T13:24:07Z")
mmmm timmy hoes
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### Author:  [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/18 "2005-09-01T13:24:44Z")
uh, i do?
hrm… i’m kinda hungry. i wish i could hook myself up with a sub, but i am behind a desk, at my job… thats not subway 🙂
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### Author:  [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/19 "2005-09-01T13:25:08Z")
> [@Jack](#):
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> dude… you drive that red civic… you work at subway and will hook everyone up with mad discounts.
🤣 i forgot about that one
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### Author:  [@Jack](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jack)
#### Post date: [September 1, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-am-the-king-of-stupid/1963/20 "2005-09-01T13:42:05Z")
got me once, and my brother…
FUCKERS
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