# I can't itch my face :(

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 2, 2009, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631 "2009-01-02T10:24:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/1 "2009-01-02T10:24:11Z")

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I keep on scratching it… and won’t stop itching … Fuck you Novocaine ☹

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**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/2 "2009-01-02T10:24:59Z")

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a semen rub should do the trick :tup:

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**Author:** ![94excivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94excivic/32/5263_2.png) [@94excivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94excivic)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/3 "2009-01-02T10:24:59Z")

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fuck

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/4 "2009-01-02T10:25:12Z")

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:bush:

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**Author:** ![IanK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iank/32/5016_2.png) [@IanK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IanK)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/5 "2009-01-02T10:25:48Z")

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What I tell you about letting your boyfriends get violent, you had to get stitches this time didn’t you. HaHa

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**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/6 "2009-01-02T10:27:52Z")

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No i got a tooth drilled ☹ and man its made me loopy lol

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**Author:** ![IanK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iank/32/5016_2.png) [@IanK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IanK)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/7 "2009-01-02T10:39:48Z")

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UGH I hate the dentist, it giving me chills thinking about it IDK why HaHa

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**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/8 "2009-01-02T10:45:36Z")

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opiates make ya itch also

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/9 "2009-01-02T10:48:01Z")

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i love the fat lip feeling

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**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/10 "2009-01-02T10:55:37Z")

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> [@deebo](#):
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> i love the fat lip feeling

Racists!:spank:

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**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/11 "2009-01-02T10:57:53Z")

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I hate the Dentist’s too, they clean your teeth all rough and scrape your gums with the Hook thingy!

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**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/12 "2009-01-02T10:58:50Z")

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If I was going to do drugs, I think I would do novicane.

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**Author:** ![psphinx81](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/13 "2009-01-02T10:58:56Z")

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im getting all 4 wisdom teeth pulled soon, im gonna feel like a million bucks!

the sabres dental surgeon is who is taking care of me

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**Author:** ![vt1992s10](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/73ab20/32.png) [@vt1992s10](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vt1992s10)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/14 "2009-01-02T13:54:00Z")

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> [@psphinx81](#):
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> im getting all 4 wisdom teeth pulled soon, im gonna feel like a million bucks!
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> the sabres dental surgeon is who is taking care of me

I have to get all 4 of mine pulled sometime, I have been putting it off for a couple years b/c I still wear retainers at night so my teeth are not moving at all.

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**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 2:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/15 "2009-01-02T14:12:05Z")

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> [@boxxa](#):
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> If I was going to do drugs, I think I would do novicane.

weaksauce.jpg

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/16 "2009-01-02T15:00:55Z")

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> [@boxxa](#):
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> If I was going to do drugs, I think I would do novicane.

[http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/45892/detail/](http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/45892/detail/)

And no way.

And cool spelling.

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**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/17 "2009-01-02T15:05:29Z")

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> [@psphinx81](#):
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> im getting all 4 wisdom teeth pulled soon, im gonna feel like a million bucks!
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> the sabres dental surgeon is who is taking care of me

its not really that bad, when i first got home i felt all fucked up and was really emotional for no reason, but after the first day i was fine, u just cant open your mouth at all and u start getting funky/taste smell in your mouth from the epic amount of blood

its really gross to describe lol, where are u getting them done? i got mine pulled on a place on southwestern near the bills stadium i think

i was 16 :roflpicard:

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**Author:** ![Pass\_McGass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pass_mcgass/32/7616_2.png) [@Pass\_McGass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pass_McGass)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/18 "2009-01-02T15:28:15Z")

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Novocaaaaiiiine

For the soul…

Before I spudder up?

How old are you fags?

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**Author:** ![layzie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/layzie/32/7599_2.png) [@layzie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/layzie)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 3:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/19 "2009-01-02T15:43:08Z")

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i just went through this a few weeks ago, it sucks

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**Author:** ![02svtfocus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/02svtfocus/32/7318_2.png) [@02svtfocus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02svtfocus)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2009, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-itch-my-face/60631/20 "2009-01-02T16:04:19Z")

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don’t try to eat something and bite half your face off

did they give you lortab, codeine, darvocet, etc?  
like it was said before, opiates make you itch as well

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