# :( I can't whistle anymore... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 12, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173 "2009-01-12T10:57:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/1 "2009-01-12T10:57:02Z")
I’ve always been able to whistle… I would like to say I was a hell of a whistler too. for some reason i just tried and i can’t do it! WTF!!! ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/2 "2009-01-12T10:57:32Z")
shut it, loser ---
**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/3 "2009-01-12T10:58:16Z")
Maybe your lips got deformed from sucking to much cock? ---
**Author:** ![Geehee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geehee/32/7238_2.png) [@Geehee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geehee)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/4 "2009-01-12T10:58:18Z")
slowworkday.jpg ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/5 "2009-01-12T10:58:25Z")
I have always sucked at whistling. I got fired from my last job as the ‘construction site designated cat caller’ for my inability to whistle. Fuckers should have put that in the job description. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/6 "2009-01-12T10:59:15Z")
this sucks… I feel like I lost my best friend ☹ ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/7 "2009-01-12T10:59:17Z")
When did you whistle last? ---
**Author:** ![BillysRevenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@BillysRevenge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BillysRevenge)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/8 "2009-01-12T10:59:30Z")
> [@LZ](#): > > Maybe your lips got deformed from sucking to much cock? didn’t see that one coming :roflpicard: ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/9 "2009-01-12T10:59:40Z")
Wanna try my meat whistle? ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/10 "2009-01-12T11:00:13Z")
> [@fbrendan](#): > > When did you whistle last? I got a half asses whistle out 2 seconds ago… but like last night I’m sure I was able to whistle ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/11 "2009-01-12T11:00:50Z")
LOL step one: open mouth wider step two: remove cock step three: attempt whistle again. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/12 "2009-01-12T11:01:25Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Wanna try my meat whistle? If you don’t mind my finger being broken and not being able to hit that high E… then I’ll play your flute all night long ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/13 "2009-01-12T11:01:29Z")
burn victims everywhere are playing you the worlds smallest violin 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/14 "2009-01-12T11:01:48Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > LOL > > step one: open mouth wider > step two: remove cock > step three: attempt whistle again. FIXED! THANKS AARON! ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/15 "2009-01-12T11:02:07Z")
One of the symptoms of AIDS bro. ☹ I’m sorry. ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/16 "2009-01-12T11:02:31Z")
> [@Dr.Stevil](#): > > burn victims everywhere are playing you the worlds smallest violin 😛 fuck them… what kind of asshole gets burnt. its like cancer… only assholes get cancer ---
**Author:** ![ILC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilc/32/5337_2.png) [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/17 "2009-01-12T11:03:25Z")
> [@fbrendan](#): > > One of the symptoms of AIDS bro. > > ☹ I’m sorry. you should be sorry too… you may have gotten it from me then. 😛 next time warm up your hands before you touch me… I woke up my neighbor when I screamed ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/18 "2009-01-12T11:03:50Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > FIXED! THANKS AARON! no no, come back, that felt good. ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/19 "2009-01-12T11:05:33Z")
> [@ILC](#): > > you should be sorry too… you may have gotten it from me then. 😛 > > next time warm up your hands before you touch me… I woke up my neighbor when I screamed ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/brendansi/ffffffuuuuuuuuuu.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/4/1/41d80f11792998d36efddf764cf071f967a05327.gif) ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2009, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173/20 "2009-01-12T11:11:18Z")
I can only whistle when I inhale. I chipped a tooth when I was a kid and ever since then i could only whistle when I inhaled for some reason :gotme:. Kinda odd. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-cant-whistle-anymore/61173.md?page=2)