# I chuckled... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 30, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-chuckled/78772 "2010-01-30T21:35:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-chuckled/78772/1 "2010-01-30T21:35:44Z")
got this in an email. thought it was kinda funny > A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious. > On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert, and as first aid was given to both men the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. > The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. > "I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy was a fat, good-for-nothing, left-wing liberal drunk who doesn’t know how to drive. > "So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a mean-spirited hooker! > "He retaliated by yelling, ‘Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!’ > “And there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.” ---
**Author:** ![97Ranger](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/97ranger/32/7342_2.png) [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2010, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-chuckled/78772/2 "2010-01-30T23:09:51Z")
i also chuckled ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-chuckled/78772/3 "2010-01-31T00:32:45Z")
i laughed ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-chuckled/78772/4 "2010-01-31T01:42:32Z")
hahaha. You got me. I lol’ed. ---
**Author:** ![n20junkie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n20junkie/32/7396_2.png) [@n20junkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n20junkie)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2010, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-chuckled/78772/5 "2010-01-31T07:10:00Z")
That got a chuckle outa me