# I consider this section a victory...

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 22, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848 "2013-04-22T21:44:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 9:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/1 "2013-04-22T21:44:53Z")

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…for me.

Haha faggits I knew you’d cave.

Not even going to read the rules, you can all collectively suck my cock.

My swimmers are fat enought that you’ll be picking them put of your teeth for weeks.

Seriously I’m considering packaging them and selling them as more entertaining sea monkeys.

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**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/2 "2013-04-22T21:49:09Z")

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Please read the rules, so this section doesnt get dicked over and deleted lol, its only one rule.

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**Author:** ![blkwgn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@blkwgn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blkwgn)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/3 "2013-04-22T21:50:16Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/52453/7):
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> My swimmers are fat enought that you’ll be picking them put of your teeth for weeks.

This just made me violently ill.

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**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 5:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/4 "2013-04-23T05:18:45Z")

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the one rule is there are no rules

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/5 "2013-04-23T05:45:28Z")

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Vlad caved like the \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* he is :rofl

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**Author:** ![JSEnclosures](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jsenclosures/32/6678_2.png) [@JSEnclosures](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSEnclosures)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/6 "2013-04-23T05:51:28Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/47885/312):
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> Vlad caved like the \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* he is :rofl

instantly broke the only rule lol

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/7 "2013-04-23T05:53:57Z")

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Prove it lol

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**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 5:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/8 "2013-04-23T05:56:20Z")

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> [@FS: 1978 Starcraft 16' Super Sport Aluminum Bowrider](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1978-starcraft-16-super-sport-aluminum-bowrider/52452/5):
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> Prove it lol

> [@Longshot, anyone know who makes this cat?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/longshot-anyone-know-who-makes-this-cat/52439/3):
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> Well folks, this section is created as a section where you can do whatever the fuck you want. Very few rules. Actually, only one.
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> _ **No trash talking any admin or mods on the forum. You do that, instant week ban regardless of who you are.** _
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> Pretty simple. Other than that rule, don’t expect moderation here. If you’s a bitch, don’t come in here.

:lol

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 6:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/9 "2013-04-23T06:03:05Z")

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> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/47885/312):
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> Vlad caved like the \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* he is :rofl

Well played!!!

\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* you have no idea what he said. Could have “been cute cuddly teddy bear”

🤣rofl:rofl

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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/10 "2013-04-23T06:09:33Z")

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Faggits all ya \*\*\*\*\*\*\* r

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**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/11 "2013-04-23T06:09:41Z")

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All the mods on shift get a hummer by me !!! Yes shoot your loads all up in my mouth I can take it !!!

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**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/12 "2013-04-23T06:15:24Z")

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Just took a dump and it reminded me of a \*\*\*\*\*\* named \*\*\*\*.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/13 "2013-04-23T06:58:47Z")

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/14 "2013-04-23T19:18:20Z")

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> [@RELATIONSHIPS: Are you faithful?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/relationships-are-you-faithful/52440/175):
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> * * *

Vlad is a giant happy guy!

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/15 "2013-04-23T19:21:10Z")

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Don’t you dare put words in my mouth. Reported.

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**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/16 "2013-04-23T20:05:01Z")

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NICK YOU DUMB FUCKING COCK SUCKER. READ THE FUCKING FAGGOT RULES STICKY IN THIS SECTION BEFORE YOU POST AGAIN.

FUCK.

NOW YOU’RE PROBABLY GETTING BANNED FOR A WEEK.

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/17 "2013-04-23T20:06:18Z")

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Woops.

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/18 "2013-04-23T21:17:29Z")

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:rofl :rofl :rofl

I really reported it :rofl :rofl :rofl

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/19 "2013-04-23T21:28:06Z")

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> [@People With Money In the Market](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-with-money-in-the-market/42103/260):
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> :rofl :rofl :rofl
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> I really reported it :rofl :rofl :rofl

:rofl :rofl

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2013, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-consider-this-section-a-victory/266848/20 "2013-04-24T05:42:38Z")

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I would like to petition that this section be renamed **Benny’s Faggit Frenzy**

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