# I dated mad mature girls... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 27, 2005, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387 "2005-06-27T09:36:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/1 "2005-06-27T09:36:45Z")
So i went to 80’s night last thurdsday. I always go. I also always take my shoes off, because i kick so many people and step on so many toes (both figuratively and literally) that i decide to do it with “soft feet” Anyways. My ex GF is there. All slutted up. So, i dance extra annoying and hard, just to be all “i dont give a fuck about you, slut” So i can see it’s pissing her off. Im dancing with every girl there (because they fucking love it). So she dissappears and i dont give a fuck. Then a friend comes over: “dude, amy just took your shoes into the girls bathroom”. So i have a ladyfriend go into the bathroom. There is my shoe… placed neatly in the toilet… Wow. Then she comes out, all giggly… like it is the fucking cleverest thing anyone has every done… like she had extensively planned it for weeks… right… The revenge took only a split second to concoct, and was scores better. She goes outside to celebrate her “victory”. SOMEHOW? an ENTIRE glass of pop, made its way off the second floor balconey and onto her stupid face. Let it be known that i was not anywhere in the vicinity of the glass… Amy 0 Pop 1 ---
**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 9:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/2 "2005-06-27T09:39:00Z")
Dude I feel sorry for you, I once dated a crazy/obsessive/real mature girl, and yeah it was just soooooooo much fun :bloated: ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 9:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/3 "2005-06-27T09:40:28Z")
lol … owned ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/4 "2005-06-27T09:41:25Z")
you really pooped in a glass? thats fucking awsome ---
**Author:** ![BuickGN](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/buickgn/32/7200_2.png) [@BuickGN](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BuickGN)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/5 "2005-06-27T09:42:06Z")
lol awesome!!! i had to read it 2x as i thought pop said poop, which would of made it more interesting 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 9:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/6 "2005-06-27T09:42:29Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#): > > you really pooped in a glass? > > thats fucking awsome BAHAHAHAHA ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/7 "2005-06-27T09:43:04Z")
I may have miss read pop POOP would have been way better anyways faggot ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/8 "2005-06-27T09:46:32Z")
were they expensive shoes? ---
**Author:** ![POOPRA](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/poopra/32/7188_2.png) [@POOPRA](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/POOPRA)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/9 "2005-06-27T09:46:52Z")
its poop again ---
**Author:** ![BluBalls](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bluballs/32/7212_2.png) [@BluBalls](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BluBalls)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 9:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/10 "2005-06-27T09:55:11Z")
you seem to have interesting times at 80s night. ---
**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 10:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/11 "2005-06-27T10:01:33Z")
hahah…the stories u have from 80’snights are damn funny… ---
**Author:** ![Daddie](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daddie/32/7621_2.png) [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/12 "2005-06-27T10:05:20Z")
Tell me it was those shows you had on at taffys… lol ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 10:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/13 "2005-06-27T10:07:42Z")
What the hell were your shoes off in a bar for? ---
**Author:** ![MiniSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minisrt4/32/7225_2.png) [@MiniSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MiniSRT4)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/14 "2005-06-27T10:11:40Z")
> [@BuickGN](#): > > lol awesome!!! > > i had to read it 2x as i thought pop said poop, which would of made it more interesting 🙂 🤣 i thought it said poop which made me laugh hysterically till i read your post. hahahahahahhahahaha. i was kind of thinking that someone scooping poop out of a toiletr with a glass and dumping on a girls face would def be interesting to see:headbang: ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 10:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/15 "2005-06-27T10:12:39Z")
if i took my shoes off in a bar people would pass out ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/16 "2005-06-27T10:16:51Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > What the hell were your shoes off in a bar for? > [@newman](#): > > I also always take my shoes off, because i kick so many people and step on so many toes (both figuratively and literally) that i decide to do it with “soft feet” . ---
**Author:** ![dozr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@dozr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dozr)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 10:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/17 "2005-06-27T10:19:09Z")
Newman I gotta go up there with you one of these weeks. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/18 "2005-06-27T10:20:09Z")
My bad! i was just scanning the post while im working. Glad she got hosed with pop though. Would have been funnier if it was poop but thats more trouble than its worth. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/19 "2005-06-27T10:22:02Z")
🤣 awesome WTF is her problem. Shes super uber :gay2: about everything. It fuckin chaps my ass ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/20 "2005-06-27T10:37:48Z")
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