# I dated mad mature girls... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 27, 2005, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387 "2005-06-27T09:36:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Xander](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/xander/32/7597_2.png) [@Xander](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Xander)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/41 "2005-06-27T13:43:30Z")
> [@Zer0DazE](#): > > yo, teh broad that tossed his shoes in the shitter is like 67. > > i think the only reason he was with her was so he could get a discount on coffee at BK 🤣 X… ---
**Author:** ![dozr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@dozr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dozr)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/42 "2005-06-27T14:15:23Z")
> [@Xander](#): > > I’m walking out of a bar and going to my car. Some girl dressed in all white, talking on her cell phone is walking toward me. When she is like a few feet from me I’m say something like “damn you’re gorgeous” (can’t remember the exact words) I say it right as we pass eachother, she turns around and yells “Fuck off!” My instant reply is “Whatever you Gay Bitch!”. A this point she’s still on the phone and tell’s whomever “Ohh no, he didn’t!” (with some real Ghetto attitude tone). Turns around, and starts walking toward me. At this point I’m getting into my car (the back)with Dozer at the wheel. She runs over to beat me in the head with her purse, I duck, then I take the 32oz. coke that I just bought and not even had a sip off and dump it all over her. She looks at me like WFT just happened, as I close the door and Dozer takes off :headbang: > > X… That was amazing, I have to admit. That poor bitch had to do the walk of shame covered in 32oz of coke… And to make it better, she never got off the phone the entire time, so this person on the phone must of been like WTF. Classic… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/43 "2005-06-27T14:20:24Z")
OWNED! ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/44 "2005-06-27T14:43:43Z")
> [@dozer](#): > > Classic… Coke Classic… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/45 "2005-06-27T14:56:27Z")
> [@newman](#): > > Coke Classic… AHAAHHA ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Cuban_Crisis/word.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/5/d/5d9e03f589e90668be42e621e8e5247232838563.gif) ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/46 "2005-06-27T21:14:03Z")
_zapped_ ---
**Author:** ![funkylemons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@funkylemons](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/funkylemons)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/47 "2005-06-27T22:33:56Z")
newman, who got rid of who? you ditch the ex or vise versa? ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/48 "2005-06-27T23:40:21Z")
newman your funny ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/49 "2005-06-28T03:20:59Z")
newman decide whose shoes you want mine or daZes … lol ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 5:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/50 "2005-06-28T05:07:55Z")
> [@funkylemons](#): > > newman, who got rid of who? you ditch the ex or vise versa? i broke up with her, but it was messy… the whole story… id rather not get into it… lol… as far as the shoes go… ill talk to ZD because i see him all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Twizted](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/twizted/32/7206_2.png) [@Twizted](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Twizted)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 5:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/51 "2005-06-28T05:21:15Z")
i love this thread ---
**Author:** ![Jeller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bc8723/32.png) [@Jeller](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jeller)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 5:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/52 "2005-06-28T05:44:17Z")
Originally Posted by **Xander** _I’m walking out of a bar and going to my car. Some girl dressed in all white, talking on her cell phone is walking toward me. When she is like a few feet from me I’m say something like “damn you’re gorgeous” (can’t remember the exact words) I say it right as we pass eachother, she turns around and yells “Fuck off!” My instant reply is “Whatever you Gay Bitch!”. A this point she’s still on the phone and tell’s whomever “Ohh no, he didn’t!” (with some real Ghetto attitude tone). Turns around, and starts walking toward me. At this point I’m getting into my car (the back)with Dozer at the wheel. She runs over to beat me in the head with her purse, I duck, then I take the 32oz. coke that I just bought and not even had a sip off and dump it all over her. She looks at me like WFT just happened, as I close the door and Dozer takes off :headbang:_ X… _That was some funny fooking shit 🤣 I will laugh about that for years to come._ ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/53 "2005-06-28T11:41:57Z")
talking to crazy on IM… i gave her these really expensive shears for xmas one year… sprocketbash411: you could give me back those scissors. sprocketbash411: lol. sprocketbash411: i could use money sprocketbash411: haha oxprettyuglyxo: eat shit oxprettyuglyxo: haha oxprettyuglyxo: i just cut my boyfriends hair with them last night. a sort of sick satisfaction was had for sure. sprocketbash411: lol. sprocketbash411: well. sprocketbash411: remember that painting you made me. oxprettyuglyxo: yeah…? sprocketbash411: i had sex on it. oxprettyuglyxo signed off @ 02:11:05 and if anyones looking: oxprettyuglyxo: i’d love to sit here and bitch back 'n forth, but i have to go get high and have large quanitites of sex with strangers. ---
**Author:** ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/54 "2005-06-28T11:44:23Z")
haahah :tup: ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/55 "2005-06-28T11:45:05Z")
awsome ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/56 "2005-06-28T11:47:18Z")
holy crap this is the best thread i’ve read on here where is 80s night, i wanna go watch this shit sometime. i like how she think’s she can make you jealous… she seems to forget that you can’t lose at a game you’re not playing btw, is this the female you made the lamp for? ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/57 "2005-06-28T11:49:04Z")
Hahahah!!! Nice Newman… ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/58 "2005-06-28T11:49:43Z")
> [@ghettostyleTA](#): > > holy crap this is the best thread i’ve read on here > > where is 80s night, i wanna go watch this shit sometime. i like how she think’s she can make you jealous… she seems to forget that you can’t lose at a game you’re not playing > > btw, is this the female you made the lamp for? \*table yeah, what a waste of a totally sweet table ---
**Author:** ![zwarbyt](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zwarbyt/32/7623_2.png) [@zwarbyt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zwarbyt)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/59 "2005-06-28T11:49:57Z")
zjonez2020: hey oxprettyuglyxo: .hi? zjonez2020: are you an artist? oxprettyuglyxo: i’m anything you want me to be, baby. oxprettyuglyxo: kidding. oxprettyuglyxo: sorf of. oxprettyuglyxo: why do you ask? zjonez2020: oh… cause… oxprettyuglyxo: cause? zjonez2020: I was getting railed by this guy ontop of this painting zjonez2020: i think it was yours oxprettyuglyxo: it was! oxprettyuglyxo: did you like it? zjonez2020: no his penis is too big ---
**Author:** ![DrDoS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ccd318/32.png) [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2005, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/60 "2005-06-28T11:51:53Z")
> [@zwarbyt](#): > > zjonez2020: hey > oxprettyuglyxo: .hi? > zjonez2020: are you an artist? > oxprettyuglyxo: i’m anything you want me to be, baby. > oxprettyuglyxo: kidding. > oxprettyuglyxo: sorf of. > oxprettyuglyxo: why do you ask? > zjonez2020: oh… cause… > oxprettyuglyxo: cause? > zjonez2020: I was getting railed by this guy ontop of this painting > zjonez2020: i think it was yours > oxprettyuglyxo: it was! > oxprettyuglyxo: did you like it? > zjonez2020: no his penis is too big haahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387.md?page=4)