# I dated mad mature girls... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 27, 2005, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387 "2005-06-27T09:36:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Top\_End](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@Top\_End](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Top_End)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/101 "2005-06-29T20:07:41Z")
lol too funny ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/102 "2005-06-29T20:19:46Z")
omg i wish i was there… ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/103 "2005-06-29T21:11:18Z")
WHAT A FUCKING PSYCHO!!! ---
**Author:** ![vq30de](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9dc877/32.png) [@vq30de](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/vq30de)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/104 "2005-06-29T21:14:54Z")
hahahaaahahaha newman someone should syndicate your life ---
**Author:** ![Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/105 "2005-06-30T00:36:58Z")
> [@RobHimself](#): > > Was it this guy? I heard that guy’s muscles were so big he couldn’t scratch the top of his own head. I heard his muscles are so big that he uses toilet paper on a stick to wipe his own ass. I heard that he is so muscular even his dick look like the left arm of a body building midget with a clenched fist. ---
**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 6:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/106 "2005-06-30T06:44:03Z")
sprocketbash411: remember that painting you made me. oxprettyuglyxo: yeah…? sprocketbash411: i had sex on it. oxprettyuglyxo signed off @ 02:11:05 I love that line there dude ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/107 "2005-06-30T06:49:14Z")
RuBiCaNT5X: I just IM’d your X and told her she is a psycho… RuBiCaNT5X: In the biggest AIM font possible… sprocketbash411: oxprettyuglyxo: RuBiCaNT5X: YOU’RE A FUCKING PSYCHO!!! RuBiCaNT5X: That would be it… sprocketbash411: oxprettyuglyxo: ? oxprettyuglyxo: RuBiCaNT5X: YOU’RE A FUCKING PSYCHO!!! sprocketbash411: lol. sprocketbash411: i dunno oxprettyuglyxo: why the hell are you doing this to me sprocketbash411: i didnt tell anyone to do that oxprettyuglyxo: they are obviously car kids sprocketbash411: i dunno. sprocketbash411: people thought it was funny? oxprettyuglyxo: youre such a piece. you told them oxprettyuglyxo: its not even funny sprocketbash411: i told the story about the shoe. oxprettyuglyxo: youre not funny, remember? youre the joke sprocketbash411: haha sprocketbash411: ok. oxprettyuglyxo: good sprocketbash411: ill try to remember that one oxprettyuglyxo: please do sprocketbash411: but im such a good joke oxprettyuglyxo: oxprettyuglyxo is no longer signed on. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/108 "2005-06-30T06:57:03Z")
and the dramam continues. i had to use another SN that wasnt blocked. I really don’t think i am being an antagonist… maybe i am? flapjack1O1: im more interested in why you had your manager threaten to beat me up. oxprettyuglyxo: not my manager flapjack1O1: im still trying to figure out if it was supposed to be funny oxprettyuglyxo: co-workers fiance flapjack1O1: or not. oxprettyuglyxo: no, he’s just psycho oxprettyuglyxo: it’s not funny flapjack1O1: does he always shake when he talks? oxprettyuglyxo: everyone i know wants to smash your face in, including him. flapjack1O1: haha oxprettyuglyxo: haha, are you always a pussy? oxprettyuglyxo: oxprettyuglyxo is no longer signed on. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/109 "2005-06-30T07:04:54Z")
so you girlfriend co-worker is engaged to vin diesel?.. SWEET!! ---
**Author:** ![Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/53a042/32.png) [@Ninja](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ninja)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/110 "2005-06-30T07:10:13Z")
I heard Vin Diesel is so instense that when he has to think and talk at the same time he turns red and shakes. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 7:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/111 "2005-06-30T07:11:47Z")
> [@Ninja](#): > > I heard Vin Diesel is so instense that when he has to think and talk at the same time he turns red and shakes. OMG HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA ---
**Author:** ![RuBiCaNT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rubicant/32/7622_2.png) [@RuBiCaNT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RuBiCaNT)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/112 "2005-06-30T07:15:31Z")
Solution, find some butch chick and have her beat the ever living shit out of your crotch-faced X girlfriend. I can see it now… CrotchFaceGrrrrrrl: Everyone wants to beat you up, Newman… Newman: Why’s that? CrotchFaceGrrrrrrl: I’ve bagged more salami when we were dating than a NY Deli. Cheating with a vengeance you might want to call it. CrotchFaceGrrrrrrl: Your friends keep IM’ing me even though I threw your shoes in the toilet, paid my coworkers fiance’ to threaten you even though he is on probation for sex offences totaling 95 counts and are generally vastly hypocritical in my way of life. I hate you, Newman even though you have done nothing to me and have been very mature and grown up, I still hate you. CrotchFaceGrrrrrl: Pretty much I am the fattest loser on the earth because I can’t get over what a huge stud you are even though I would do the world a favor if I jumped in a flaming pile of tires to burn to death. Newman: Ok…I’ve hired broadzilla to ease your passing to hell, she will be introducing her fists to your jaw, stomach and face sometime shorty. ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/113 "2005-06-30T07:24:33Z")
haha. what’s ironic is that her myspace name is broadzilla… [www.myspace.com/3638235](http://www.myspace.com/3638235) and she is super little. she is always at 80’s night, if she tries starting anything there tonight (like bringing cedric and/or bob lol), it will be so much a massacre. I always roll with like 8 dudes and probably 12 girls, most of which know her and hate her. come for the fun, stay for the fight? how come my life always results in hilarious internet posts? ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 7:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/114 "2005-06-30T07:29:39Z")
newman, i’m feeling better so i will be in attendance. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 7:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/115 "2005-06-30T07:31:48Z")
i must say … she looks better when dead … ---
**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/116 "2005-06-30T07:38:15Z")
check out the blog titled “hooters” her responce?? [![http://myspace-084.vo.llnwd.net/00132/48/02/132382084_s.jpg](http://myspace-084.vo.llnwd.net/00132/48/02/132382084_s.jpg)](http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=3638235&Mytoken=20050630073904)[broadzilla](http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=3638235&Mytoken=20050630073904) ![http://i.myspace.com/site/images/clear.gif](http://i.myspace.com/site/images/clear.gif) Date: Jun 26, 2005 2:27 PM [Flag](http://mail.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=mail.reportspam&type=inbox&ToUserID=3638235&messageID=52805212)spam/abuse. [[?]](http://mail.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=mail.flaghelp&type=inbox&ToUserID=3638235&messageID=52805212) Subject: No Subject Body: this means war? i’m not interested in drama, thanks. \<3amy ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/117 "2005-06-30T07:45:26Z")
ill do this in caps: JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS. THIS WHOLE THREAD WAS NOT AN INVITATION TO FUCK WITH HER. I POSTED IT BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY, BUT I AM NOT TRYING TO START A WAR. I HAD NO INTENTION OF IT TURNING INTO THIS. YOU GUYS CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO HER, I DONT GIVE A SHIT. BUT SERIOUSLY, I THINK I AM A LITTLE MORE MATURE THAN ASKING ALL MY NET FRIENDS TO MESS WITH MY EX. ---
**Author:** ![RobHimself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e480ec/32.png) [@RobHimself](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RobHimself)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/118 "2005-06-30T07:45:33Z")
she took off her hair? so was she a ddue at one point? ---
**Author:** ![sureshot](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sureshot/32/7578_2.png) [@sureshot](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sureshot)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/119 "2005-06-30T07:57:23Z")
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**Author:** ![Lucky\_Cheater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Lucky\_Cheater](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Lucky_Cheater)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2005, 8:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387/120 "2005-06-30T08:20:26Z")
> [@newman](#): > > ill do this in caps: > > JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS. THIS WHOLE THREAD WAS NOT AN INVITATION TO FUCK WITH HER. I POSTED IT BECAUSE IT WAS FUNNY, BUT I AM NOT TRYING TO START A WAR. I HAD NO INTENTION OF IT TURNING INTO THIS. YOU GUYS CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT TO HER, I DONT GIVE A SHIT. BUT SERIOUSLY, I THINK I AM A LITTLE MORE MATURE THAN ASKING ALL MY NET FRIENDS TO MESS WITH MY EX. Oi…The war has already begun…there is only one option now Newman… VICTORY j/j -Cheater- [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387.md?page=5) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dated-mad-mature-girls/387.md?page=7)