# I didn't tell you all the story from yesterday... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 15, 2006, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356 "2006-06-15T11:40:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/1 "2006-06-15T11:40:23Z")
So while I was detailing Jan’s car while she was in class and Rick was sleeping, their neighbor walks over and asks if Rick is home. I said yes but he’s sleeping and she says, “I was just in my backyard and it’s all flooded. I think it has something to do with the pool.” So I walk back there and Rick left the water running. So there was soppy grass. I turned it off and she goes, “you make sure to tell him. he’s a new house owner and all…” repeats that a few times. Then I go and pick up my polisher thinking I’m going to finish the car soon. Nope. She sits her butt right on the fender and goes, “I’m so tired.” and I said “me too.” It was my 8th day of work in a row so I was beat. And then she goes, “God give me strength…Are you going to school, what are you going to school for?” and I told her blah blah blah and then she goes, “You’ll do well. I just asked god to give you strength.” I was like oh dear. “Do you believe in God?” I don’t, really. I’m buddhist, but I figured it was easier to not get in an argument with her at this point. So I told her yes oh yes true yes true, “You know, it’s very important to be reborn again. Read John chapter 3. It will tell you. John said it, Jesus said it, God said it.” And there’s where I said this lady is cooky. She said she has had a bad year and a half and that God has helped her so much. He has given her strength. Of course asking him has done her so much good in the past and present, why stop now… And then she went back to her yard after telling me that I am welcome to come over and talk to her anytime I have a question. Because I’m around allll the time. And then the cat got out and she told me he was in her backyard. It’s like a fantasy land of ceramic garden creatures and weird looking plants. Kitty was having a great time walking around in there. I bet he pooped in her flower bed. And as I’m walking through the garage with the pooper she is on the phone talking. “Now the girl upstairs I don’t know about, but Rick lives downstairs and I think he has a partner.” Oh snap. I don’t think that she thinks that I am Rick’s partner–I think she thinks one of you fine folks is Rick’s partner. harhwhhrr It was grand. A grand time. Hilarious. I must be an easy target. ---
**Author:** ![StairSRT4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/stairsrt4/32/7585_2.png) [@StairSRT4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/StairSRT4)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 11:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/2 "2006-06-15T11:44:28Z")
OMG…that is soooo funny. i think everyone has one of the “weird” neighbors always spying and making assumptions :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Locutus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/locutus/32/7574_2.png) [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/3 "2006-06-15T11:45:37Z")
goober… u never cease to amaze me ---
**Author:** ![Zong](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zong/32/7580_2.png) [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 11:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/4 "2006-06-15T11:54:06Z")
You’re buddhist? ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/5 "2006-06-15T11:58:17Z")
> [@Locutus](#): > > goober… u never cease to amaze me serious. what would this forum be without you… yeah, you are right a little closer to normal. ---
**Author:** ![JDMR2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmr2/32/7587_2.png) [@JDMR2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMR2)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/6 "2006-06-15T12:01:19Z")
another day another corey tale lol ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 12:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/7 "2006-06-15T12:32:04Z")
These stories always make me smile. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/8 "2006-06-15T12:35:43Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#): > > She sits her butt right on the fender and goes, > > “I’m so tired.” :lol: Funniest part of the whole story because you seem too nice to say it, but I’m sure you were thinking “Bitch, get yo fat ass off the car before Goober’s gotta choke a bitch!” ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/9 "2006-06-15T13:20:01Z")
Born agains are sweet. :tdown: ---
**Author:** ![2TurboZ](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/2turboz/32/7577_2.png) [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/10 "2006-06-15T13:25:40Z")
This happened to me at Wegmans…I told some old woman where the milk was…next thing I know…some woman says that was nice…I said ya…i am a fan of good karma…shes like…o no…good deeds will be rewarded in heaven…no such thing as karma…I was like…o god…then she talked to me all the way thru the checkout preaching her jesus speach and I wasnt happy. ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/11 "2006-06-15T13:34:00Z")
you should’ve ran back inside and told her her cat is walking on water. ---
**Author:** ![\_nails](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/58956e/32.png) [@\_nails](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/_nails)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/12 "2006-06-15T13:34:15Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > This happened to me at Wegmans…I told some old woman where the milk was…next thing I know…some woman says that was nice…I said ya…i am a fan of good karma…shes like…o no…good deeds will be rewarded in heaven…no such thing as karma…I was like…o god…then she talked to me all the way thru the checkout preaching her jesus speach and I wasnt happy. i honestly would have told her that the store has a no soliciting policy. i’ve never had anyone do that in the 4 years at my job. i did get a flyer once, but i didn’t realize what it was till later. i hate that. i always feel bad throwing them out. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![RedDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@RedDawg](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedDawg)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/13 "2006-06-15T13:37:01Z")
i used to find those little religious books on payphones and read them. Best one was about some father killing his wife because of alcoholism so his children disown him but then allow him back into their life because that’s what jesus would do. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/14 "2006-06-16T06:18:42Z")
> [@azndc5er](#): > > You’re buddhist? yessir. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JaysGreenLX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jaysgreenlx/32/7321_2.png) [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/15 "2006-06-16T06:28:05Z")
> [@2TurboZ](#): > > This happened to me at Wegmans…I told some old woman where the milk was…next thing I know…some woman says that was nice…I said ya…i am a fan of good karma…shes like…o no…good deeds will be rewarded in heaven…no such thing as karma…I was like…o god…then she talked to me all the way thru the checkout preaching her jesus speach and I wasnt happy. Must be something about supermarkets. My friends and I were at a Tops at 11pm one time in high school and some woman stopped us and started preaching. She was old a little crazy and for whatever reason we didn’t want to be rude to her so we sat and listened for 3 hours. I guess we were really bored too. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 6:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/16 "2006-06-16T06:57:22Z")
YESSSSSSSSSSS! I usually get one “how to get the first seat in heaven” booklet a day while at work. Bha. If it makes them feel like they’re making a difference then that’s good. It doesn’t do me any harm. I didn’t know that Jesus said making assumptions was a good thing, but maybe it’s in the Bible somewhere. I generally try to respect people’s faith, but I guess telling her a lie was sort of mocking her anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Ovrwrkd](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ovrwrkd/32/7586_2.png) [@Ovrwrkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ovrwrkd)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 7:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/17 "2006-06-16T07:39:03Z")
The neighbor on the right (when facing the houses from the street) always seemed to be a few sandwiches short of a picnic. Then there was the other neighbor that asked to have some of the rocks from around Rick’s pool. I just avoided any situation like that by always looking pissed. ---
**Author:** ![RedGoober4Life](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redgoober4life/32/7610_2.png) [@RedGoober4Life](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RedGoober4Life)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 7:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/18 "2006-06-16T07:40:40Z")
That’s Jean. We’re practically BF4L now. ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/19 "2006-06-16T10:29:16Z")
> [@RedGoober4Life](#): > > Are you going to school, what are you going to school for? holy fuck i hate that question, it’s a conversation i don’t want to have with anyone who doesn’t have a smoking body and beer in hand dude i love these threads, hilarious… :lol: ---
**Author:** ![Jon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3bc359/32.png) [@Jon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jon)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356/20 "2006-06-16T13:06:36Z")
> [@ghettostyleTA](#): > > holy fuck i hate that question, it’s a conversation i don’t want to have with anyone who doesn’t have a smoking body and beer in hand > > dude i love these threads, hilarious… :lol: lol,i hate it when someone asks me that and I say “no”. Then its “well,school isnt for everybody” [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-didnt-tell-you-all-the-story-from-yesterday/13356.md?page=2)