# I Dunked myself NOOOO

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 27, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111 "2008-02-27T13:30:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/1 "2008-02-27T13:30:02Z")

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Ugh… While carrying my laptop going to sit down to poop I sat down onto the toilet and the seat was up…

☹

my ass is wet, this sucks!

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/2 "2008-02-27T13:31:43Z")

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lol gross

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**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/3 "2008-02-27T13:31:50Z")

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wow

i can’t say that i have ever done that, or even known someone who has done that.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/4 "2008-02-27T13:32:03Z")

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![http://www.seomoz.org/images/upload/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg](http://www.seomoz.org/images/upload/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/5 "2008-02-27T13:32:24Z")

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Sweet you now have AIDS

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/6 "2008-02-27T13:32:34Z")

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Just carelessness on my part ☹ I should have looked but I had too poo to bad ☹

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**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/7 "2008-02-27T13:32:52Z")

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Be glad it was your ass and not your laptop.

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**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/8 "2008-02-27T13:33:34Z")

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> [@nappy1380](#):
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> Be glad it was your ass and not your laptop.

Or your balls. Wait! Did the balls dip? Eww

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**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/9 "2008-02-27T13:34:00Z")

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> [@ILCisDEAD](#):
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> Just carelessness on my part ☹ I should have looked but I had too poo to bad ☹

did you continue from said position?

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**Author:** ![02svtfocus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/02svtfocus/32/7318_2.png) [@02svtfocus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02svtfocus)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/10 "2008-02-27T13:34:56Z")

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ew now you gotta scrub your asshole and balls with chlorine!!!

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**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/11 "2008-02-27T13:35:55Z")

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> [@brendansi](#):
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> Or your balls. Wait! Did the balls dip? Eww

:lol: ugh thats nasty.

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**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/12 "2008-02-27T13:37:20Z")

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you should be thanking the lord the toilet wasnt full of someones diarrhea

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/13 "2008-02-27T13:38:00Z")

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> [@ineedacar](#):
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> you should be thanking the lord the toilet wasnt full of someones diarrhea

GO SMOKE WEED

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/14 "2008-02-27T13:38:23Z")

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> [@brendansi](#):
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> Or your balls. Wait! Did the balls dip? Eww

yea i got the whole package … I’m gonna have to shower ☹ but I got the runs…

Thankfully the toilet was flushed though

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**Author:** ![ineedacar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/48db29/32.png) [@ineedacar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ineedacar)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/15 "2008-02-27T13:38:53Z")

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> [@FormulaLS1](#):
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> GO SMOKE WEED

wish I could ☹

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**Author:** ![02svtfocus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/02svtfocus/32/7318_2.png) [@02svtfocus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02svtfocus)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/16 "2008-02-27T13:52:38Z")

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how long does it take you to take a dump? or do you just love nyspeed too much you can’t be without your laptop?

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/17 "2008-02-27T13:54:48Z")

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Shit sucks.

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**Author:** ![Karter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@Karter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Karter)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/18 "2008-02-27T13:59:00Z")

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> [@Fry](#):
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x…

get a sidekick3 or LX, then you wont have to carry the laptop to the shitter.  
Sidekick shitting FTW

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**Author:** ![ILCisDEAD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a87d85/32.png) [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/19 "2008-02-27T13:59:56Z")

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> [@02svtfocus](#):
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> how long does it take you to take a dump? or do you just love nyspeed too much you can’t be without your laptop?

I always bring my laptop in with my too poop… I have a ton of work todo and its saves me time to just work on the shitter.

If you had wireless, and a laptop wouldn’t you bring it in with you on the shitter? (rhetorical… you know you would)

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**Author:** ![Dr.Stevil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dr.Stevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Dr.Stevil)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-dunked-myself-noooo/44111/20 "2008-02-27T14:00:04Z")

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my old lady used to complain about that constantly.

I don’t understand how someone could just sit without looking… never made any sense to me, but I also don’t like dropping one off in public if I can help it.

your own throne \> public toilets

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